funny bit about trying to get weed

KoSmIcTRaveLer

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i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication
 

StonedFarmer

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i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication
Cool story bruh
 

WeedFreak78

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i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication
I was just trying to say how i spent six hundred dollars on weed and only smoked less than a gram, all this while in a decriminalized college town.
20+20+60+20+100<600. Where's the other 300+ come in?
 

tyler.durden

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i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication
I was just trying to say how i spent six hundred dollars on weed and only smoked less than a gram, all this while in a decriminalized college town.


"All this while in a decriminalized college town..." It's got a nice ring. I'm tempted to use this phrase from now on as an end to all of my anecdotes. Would you mind?
 

Singlemalt

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i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication
You've got some great lines. Play this right and you'll move up fast; if you don't, there is a vast graveyard over yonder
 
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