Georgia cops...

So me and my girl went to her sisters wedding this past weekend in Ga...Henry county to be exact for those of you who are familiar with the area. Anyway....we leave to come home and I'm not even on the road 5 minutes and it starts...we pass 2 Henry county sherrifs parked in the median...I'm like fuck those cops because I'm not speeding, seatbelts on, the car is legal, etc. About 30 seconds later here's one of the fuckers riding right beside me...I swear he came outta nowhere. I tell my girl "OK here we go." I got over one lane to see if he was just cruising...nope...he drops back gets behind me and starts fucking with me...like coming really close then backing off. Now keep in mind I have like a quarter pound of smoke stashed in the trunk....her mom always hooks us up...and we have ONE joint in the front with us to smoke when we hit the FL line. So I tell my girl to eat the joint or something, and she stashes it in her own personal "secret compartment". He throws the lights on and I pull over...he comes to the passenger side of the car (we were on I-75), asks for the usual liscense and insurance, then asks me to step out because the dog we have did not like him and would not stop barking. So I step out...go to the back....and then I see he has a dog of his own! I'm like FUCK..this dude is a K-9 unit. So then he's like "I'm going to check your window tint; that's why I pulled you over." I'm thinking to myself "I know for a fact that theres some meth labs around here you could be busting rather than fucking with me about my window tint". He comes back and starts reciting the GA laws on window tint and how the tag frame on the car wouldn't fly there either. He says" I don't know what the laws are in FL, but you would have to remove the tag frame and the tint here." I'm like "OK well we don't live here"; he says "I'm just going to issue you a warning this time". Then he starts asking why I'm there, when did I come, where did I come from...blah blah fucking blah. I tell him that me and my girl grew up there and we had come back to go to a wedding. He turns to me.....with the most serious look on his face and says "Why on Earth did you move to FL?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Henry county GA is the center of the goddamn universe or something. I immediately thought to myself..."Because of this shit right here. I don't have to worry about you Bubba Gump fucking police officers fucking with me evertime I turn around in FL...they are too busy busting murders and sex offenders", but I just said "Because of my job". Then he asks where I work so I tell him and he's like "Oh Ok, I've heard of that company before". Then he tells me to have a nice day and be careful. After that I rode all the way to the FL line with all my fucking windows down.

I mean c'mon...really...this fucker seen a car with dark tint, writing on the front window, and an out of state tag and probably thought "Hmmmm lets see what they are doing". I swear I fucking hate GA, and I left there just for that reason. They have a fucking K-9 unit pulling people over for window tint? That is the biggest waste of tax dollars I have ever seen in my whole fucking life....fucking redneck ass cops.

wow...luckily the dank was stankin hardcore. But yea...fuck the police!

dude that sucks,its the same where i live here they will pull u over for having a air freshener hangin on ur rear view....my sister has tint on her windows and every time she goes to work she drives threw this one state cops territory he stops her every time then he just shows up at my parents house just to see if she had it removed yet,this cop been harrasing my sis for like 6 months now....freakin window tint

they're cracking down on the illegals, which makes me happy.

i got a ticket the other day for not having my seat belt on. i just sat there and ate my lunch while he wrote me a $15 ticket for not putting a piece of cloth over my chest... lol yeah, yeah, seat belts save lives, etc... i haven't worn my seatbelt since they passed that crazy law several years ago and this prick with eagle eyes sees me from 100 yards off.






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7xstall said:

they're cracking down on the illegals, which makes me happy.

i got a ticket the other day for not having my seat belt on. i just sat there and ate my lunch while he wrote me a $15 ticket for not putting a piece of cloth over my chest... lol yeah, yeah, seat belts save lives, etc... i haven't worn my seatbelt since they passed that crazy law several years ago and this prick with eagle eyes sees me from 100 yards off.






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Yeah the no seat belt thing is what got me locked up in GA back in 2001.

Dude at least you still got the sticky icky...Coulda been a lot worse, my friend.

You're so lucky!
And I wear my seatbelt like 95% of the time. I figure it'll prob. help for whenever some fuck blindsides me.

I used to live in SC, just be glad you didn't have Yankee tags boy. I know or rather I had heard that it's got a lot to do with you not having Georgia plates...wink wink. They don't like us yankees, I guess they figure Florida is full of yanks too.

Gygax1974 said:

it's got a lot to do with you not having Georgia plates...wink wink.

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That is exactly the problem....up there they have never heard of anywhere but GA, so an out-of-towner is like a fucking space alien to those rednecks.

Oh I know, I went to Clemson in SC for college. I got jumped by some townies when I was 19. First time I ever spent the night in jail. I had alcohol on my breath...lol. I got pummelled and then I got arrested, I was also told they didn't like my kind coming down there to go to school. I wonder what he meant by my kind? Freaking redneck cops. They are bad up here too...I live in the same state as mr shorty bighead in a wonderful commonwealth state...cops suck everywhere. Just happy to hear you are OK and so is your "medicine"

Clemson's fucking crazy.

SuperDaveJr712 said:

Clemson's fucking crazy.

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In defense of Clemson, I was actually in a town called Anderson... I will always remember that night, I was 13 hours from any family or anyone who could help me. Oh I never got charged with anything either...that shit doesn't fly up here....they may be assholes but they gotta watch their asses up here....I live in the nation's first capital...hint hint....so I guess I am a yankee. even though the civil war had been over for like a 140 years

(sigh) pigs bring me down.

Cops target cars with out of state license plates. They know that they get more money for a guilty plea and it's pretty hard for you to show up to court to get the ticket reduced if you live out of state.

justin2937 said:

Cops target cars with out of state license plates. They know that they get more money for a guilty plea and it's pretty hard for you to show up to court to get the ticket reduced if you live out of state.

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Not only that, but I75 is a known smuggling route.

Gygax1974 said:

Oh I know, I went to Clemson in SC for college. I got jumped by some townies when I was 19. First time I ever spent the night in jail. I had alcohol on my breath...lol. I got pummelled and then I got arrested, I was also told they didn't like my kind coming down there to go to school. I wonder what he meant by my kind? Freaking redneck cops. They are bad up here too...I live in the same state as mr shorty bighead in a wonderful commonwealth state...cops suck everywhere. Just happy to hear you are OK and so is your "medicine"

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got pulled over in ga on I95 on way home back north. cop pulled me out of the car and said whatcha doin down here. i told him i was working. he asked if he could search the car. he said dont worry he would just write me a ticket if i had a little amount of drugs. yeah right. i had a little bit of pot in my bag. i calmly said if you want to go ahead. he didnt search.

mastakoosh said:

got pulled over in ga on I95 on way home back north. cop pulled me out of the car and said whatcha doin down here. i told him i was working. he asked if he could search the car. he said dont worry he would just write me a ticket if i had a little amount of drugs. yeah right. i had a little bit of pot in my bag. i calmly said if you want to go ahead. he didnt search.

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Theres no such thing as a "ticket" in GA for drugs. If they find a seed your ass is going to jail. You got lucky man...as did I

Gygax1974 said:

In defense of Clemson, I was actually in a town called Anderson... I will always remember that night, I was 13 hours from any family or anyone who could help me. Oh I never got charged with anything either...that shit doesn't fly up here....they may be assholes but they gotta watch their asses up here....I live in the nation's first capital...hint hint....so I guess I am a yankee. even though the civil war had been over for like a 140 years

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you'll be a damn yankee in a million years!









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7xstall said:

you'll be a damn yankee in a million years!









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Damn, I guess being born up north stays with you forever. I actually was born here but grew up for a while in SC. I like it down there bunches....I was hoping when I retire that they would welcome me back down there, people are nicer, life is slower, and I loved the area.

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Damn, I guess being born up north stays with you forever. I actually was born here but grew up for a while in SC. I like it down there bunches....I was hoping when I retire that they would welcome me back down there, people are nicer, life is slower, and I loved the area.

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see, that's what makes you a "damn yankee". a plain old yankee doesn't understand or appreciate the Southland but a damn yankee comes down here and likes it! it's really a compliment.






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