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Gorilla Glue, Inc. ‘Reverse Class-Action Suit’ Against All GG#4 Cultivators

Discussion in 'Legal Edge' started by vostok, Mar 28, 2017.


    vostok Well-Known Member

    CINCINNATI—“Just stop it,” says Gorilla Glue spokesman Nathan Mowdry from the company’s Cincinnati headquarters overlooking the Ohio River. “We’re asking cultivators to stop referring to their products as Gorilla Glue.
    It’s pretty straightforward here – we own the name, you don’t, so please quit calling it that.”

    Mowdry says that Gorilla Glue Corp wants its hard-earned name recognition back, and says it’s fed up with the flood of emails and phone calls from people looking for marijuana seeds and “super dank clones.”

    The popular cannabis strain – named after the Gorilla Glue fixative for its incredibly sticky resin production – hit the weed market hard this summer becoming the “it” strain of 2016. The varietal’s runaway success has seen subsequent powerhouse iterations (Gorilla Glue #2, #3, #4) catapulting the strain into iconic status alongside the likes of Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Dream.

    The glue merchant, established a decade ago after the super-adhesive was first discovered being used on teak furniture in Indonesia, has reportedly slapped an injunction on all growers to “stop and desist growing of the Gorilla Glue strain,” says the law firm Dunn & Dunn, “or face fines and/or certain imprisonment.”

    “We’ve been instructed by our client, particularly after the egregious success of Gorilla Glue #4,” says partner Morrie Dunn, “to recoup damages for the licensure of Gorilla Glue in conjunction with the production of marijuana. To that end, we’ve been directed by Gorilla Glue Corp to place a ‘reverse class-action lawsuit’ on all growers of the strain.”

    Estimates put the number of Gorilla Glue plants tended in California alone this Fall at over 2 million units. The latest version, Gorilla Glue #5 – said to have the nose of a freshly opened canister of tennis balls – is sure to rock the glue company sideways once it begins appearing in outlets all over the U.S. this October.

    “It’s difficult these days to find a pot cultivator who isn’t growing Gorilla Glue or looking for clones or seeds for their next run,” says dispensary specialist Mitchel Colbret of Harborside Health Center in Oakland. “We sell out of Gorilla Glue clones by 10am every day.”

    Mowdry says the company is intent on regaining the revenue stolen from its shanghaied intellectual property. He also says Gorilla Glue Corp is putting out their own cannabis strain next year.

    “It’ll be called Gorilla Glue #100,” says Mowdry. “We plan to make it with 100 percent THC. It’ll be incredibly strong, just like our glue. Hell, we may even put glue in it.”

    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    Ok, you had me until the middle of the article.
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    Indacouch Well-Known Member

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    HydroRed Well-Known Member

    Now this is funny....
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    Walterwhiter Well-Known Member

    The office that day...
    ttystikk, dandyrandy, vostok and 2 others like this.

    MichiganMedGrower Well-Known Member

    Good thing I'm calling my GG #4 "Acme Cannabis Plant" from now on.
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    srh88 Well-Known Member

    guerrilla glue

    vostok Well-Known Member

    guerrilla .... gorilla .............glue

    Face Palm ..!

    MichiganMedGrower Well-Known Member

    So it's a small group of militants going after glue?

    or are they all glued together?

    I am going to need a team of guerrilla lawyers to handle this ;-)
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    this would have been funny even if it was real, good luck getting a bunch of people already willing to break stupid laws to follow another stupid law
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    MMJ Dreaming 99

    MMJ Dreaming 99 Well-Known Member

    Just add OG too it. OG GG#4 Supposedly in LA it is all just OG mania.
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    darkzero Well-Known Member

    So, Question How are they going to get anything from the original person that called it Gorilla Glue. Im just going to sit back and laugh about this because good luck for them

    chemphlegm Well-Known Member

    no, its actually satire intended to entertain
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    ttystikk Well-Known Member

    Who wants to bet that sales of Gorilla Glue brand aggressive materials actually went UP after the strain got so popular?

    I'm sure they're whining- all the way to the bank!

    OLD MOTHER SATIVA Well-Known Member


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