Gotta Tell This Joke

A Mormon and an Irish Catholic are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The steward ask them if they would like a drink. The Irish says he would like a wiskey on the rocks. The Mormon says "I would rather be raped by 12 wild amazon woman then to let alcohol touch my lips!" The Irishman .....stunned....hands the steward the glass and says "me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
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