Great Quotes.

new grower uk

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your like this stonedpony, in the uk we had a serial rapist who raped old women, like in their 70s abd 80s, in his trial he denied it, he said "why would anyone rape an old woman" his semen and saliva were caked over these old ladies, he even said his ex wife had stored his semen and saliva and sety him up over years of rapes
 

StonedPony

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I should never have been convicted of anything more serious than running a cemetery without a license John Wayne Gacy
 

Slojo69

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"YES!!! Ohhh, ahhhhh! *heavy breathing* mmmmm, oh god! *grunting* yes ... Yess! ...YEESSS!! AARRGGHH!!!" - Ted Bundy
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Winston Churchill

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
 

Winter Woman

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I'm not sure about the Jerk. I thought it was from SNL. Loved the Jerk - 'all I need is this chair and this remote control...' lol I had forgotten exactly how funny that movie was.

I didn't see Scoundrels, I'll have keep my eye open for it.

Was the from The Jerk? You have to see Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, another great S Martin flick.
 

Slojo69

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Life is 10% how you make it and 90% how you take it. - Irving Berlin
Sooo, if you bend over and let people shove life up yer ass that means life is 90% Gay? or Anal? I'll believe that. But the flip side to that is you MAKING sure life doesn't bend you over ... so life would be more of what you make it than how you take it in that aspect ... shooting holes all over that one!!! hehe, eff you Irving!
 

Winter Woman

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Actually, I thought it should've been a football quote.

Sooo, if you bend over and let people shove life up yer ass that means life is 90% Gay? or Anal? I'll believe that. But the flip side to that is you MAKING sure life doesn't bend you over ... so life would be more of what you make it than how you take it in that aspect ... shooting holes all over that one!!! hehe, eff you Irving!
 

VoodooMagic19

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"It's like a new pair of underwear, at first it's constricting, but then it becomes a part of you." Garth from Wayne's World

"Once you label me, you negate me." Soren Kierkegaard, Was also in Wayne's World
 

Silent Running

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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts. -Henry Brooks Adams

And one I came up with for a troll that claimed maturity based off him being (claiming) older.

Age and maturity are mutually exclusive.
 

StonedPony

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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts. -Henry Brooks Adams

And one I came up with for a troll that claimed maturity based off him being (claiming) older.

Age and maturity are mutually exclusive.
Im not a troll.......and Im not mature.......Im a silly fucker who forgot to grow up............now stop picking on me......Or Ill tell Dad on you..............wait.............uh......fuck................never mind
 
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