Great Stoner Quotes

smillingassasin

Active Member
this just happened to. lol
**after smoking a few bong packs of dro**

me:yo im mad hungry alright,ima get somthin to eat
friend:ight
me:yo! you got pizza!! ima cop me like 2 ight?> (its digorno...)
friend:ight just make sure you unravel the plastic over the sink.
me: ill unravel it wherever i like
friend: unravel it ov..
me: ILL UNRAVEL IT WHEREVER I LIKE
 

rev3la7ion

Well-Known Member
You do know 'dro' isn't a type of weed but how it's grown right....? 'dro' stands for 'hydro' meaning it was grown using a hydroponic system. I hate it when people call bud 'dro'.
 

GIJoe8383

Well-Known Member
You do know 'dro' isn't a type of weed but how it's grown right....? 'dro' stands for 'hydro' meaning it was grown using a hydroponic system. I hate it when people call bud 'dro'.
yeah..icould care less but...you can really taste the difference in the smoke..i had some dro just the pask week..well atleast he said it was dro...and it was bomb....you couldnt taste anything but dank.
 

rev3la7ion

Well-Known Member
Not really because you can grow anything in a hydro system. You can make shit mids, beasters, dank, or headies all from a hydro system. So calling something 'dro' because it was grown hydroponicly doesn't make sense considering you don't know if it's mids, beasters, dank, or headies. Calling something 'dro' is the equivalent of calling airoponically grown bud 'air'. Why the fuck would you do that?
 

rev3la7ion

Well-Known Member
beasters vs headies..wtf is the diff lol
Beasters is commercial dank. The normal stuff on the market. Mids is the seedy, has tons of stems, and is primarily shake at the bottom of the bag. Mids taste like shit and generally give you a righteous headache. Dank is actual nugs of some decent quality buds but still not the best. Headies is top quality stuff like White Widow, AK-47, Train Wreck, White Rhino. Actual strains.

The term 'dro' is short for 'hydro' or 'hydroponics' which is just how they are grown. Hydroponics are a water based grow system where no soil is used.

There are primarily 3 different types of ways to grow pot (And when I say 3 primary I mean the three main ways to grow them). There is organically, which is growing bud in soil. There is hydroponically, which is growing bud in only water with no soil. And there is airoponically, which is growing bud using a nutrient spray which is misted onto the roots of the plant.

So, calling bud 'dro' is not correct because there is no strain called 'dro'. 'dro' just refers to the way it way grown and not the quality of the bud. You should call bud by its proper terminology depending on its quality (ie. mids, beasters, dank, or headies) and not the way it's grown. Now if it's dank or headies then normally it will actually have a name such as granddaddy purp, White Widow, etc., etc. That name is the strain.

So what have we all learned today? Do not call pot 'dro' because that is not its name. It's either mids, beasters, dank, or headies. And if it's dank or headies it will generally have a strain name by which to actually call it. NOT 'DRO'.
 

raeman1990

Well-Known Member
ha i got one my friend was with me the first time he got high, several hits later he ask me
"Why the fuck wont this joint light"
me "dude your trying light my chap stick"
friend "wait, so i should get another lighter?"

Funniest shit ever i laughed until i couldnt breathe.
 

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
im glad you cleared that up for me. i'm old school my rating goes
dirt
schwag
alright herb
kind bud

last year i was at creek and looking for kind and everyone was saying headdies. i diddnt get any because i diddnt know what the hell it was.
i also bought "marley" i said whats that and he says its E so i bought it
and it was powder like i dont like drugs for my nose guess i need to educate myself on the correctness of slang.
 

chiknmunky

Active Member
commercial of two girls in bikinis and wipp creame, spraying it on each other and eating it. Buddy says "I want to girls with wipp creame because i am hungry"
 

KholdStare

Active Member
We were at a pizza place after smoking two of my friend's (who have never smoked) down with stuff I grew:

Friend 1: *Laughter for ~ 2 solid minutes* - "Dude... I forgot what I was laughing at."

Friend 2: "I just told you your eyes were super cracked out."

Friend 1: *More laughter* Oh, right.

Me: "I am never smoking weed with either of you ever again."
 

TheTokenOne

Active Member
my one friend gets really smart when he gets high..well he talks smarter...so if you are debating him or if you say something stupid.you know hes gonna go on a rant when he starts his sentence .."OBVIOUSLY....."
 

smillingassasin

Active Member
me and a friend were driving pretty far away from our town, were smoking out of the bong, after like 3-4 packs he stomps on the break for a red light. bong falls water falls out all over and the car reaks instantly..

friend-"OMFG IT SMELLS LIKE POOP WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU HOLD THE BONG! HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF HERE>?<

me-"i dunno dude, how are we going to get more water in here..."

that cheered up the situation for a good 5 minutes of laughter.:peace:
 
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