growing weed in prison new help

couchlock907

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introduction to contraband will put you in the hole between6 to 12 months you'll figure it out then! good luck and lube up!
 

super2200

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This post started over a year ago, anyone heard from this dude? Of all the shit to worry about before going in lol I am curious if he is able to post pics from prison. They probably block RIU from the prison library computer. Cant wait for this journal to start, or hear of a news story from UK about some knucklehead
 

Bodders

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you must of been stoned posting this.you cant be serious are you.its a nice way to add more serving time gl.
Cum on is this guy serious , I thought Not.The reason we aint herd jack shit is cos da dumb ass is locked up, or still not bodders with the crap allowed to post.What a pillock sorry , jst my 2 cents as it's probably a jest got to be.
 

woodsmantoker

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Found this thread funny, not just because it sounds so impractical, but because something similar. A Juvie kid was doing work detail and found plants growing on the side of the rd where they had them cleaning up. Of course he didn't "Grow" it in jail, he was successful at keeping it "hush" for some time and brought back weed to sell in jail....When Caught, they could never prove where he had gotten it. He told his father about it after he returned home and his father told me... :lol:

He had told them that he grew it in jail and they wrote it up on his demerit " punishment for growing marijuana" LOL:fire:
 

Otacon

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All you haters just go away, this guy is fucking brilliant :D It doesn't matter whether he'll be able to actually get the plants to full maturity or harvest them, the sole act of planting marijuana in a fucking prison means that this guy has a ball-sack comparable to Chuck Norris' :D It's one hell of a great way to tell everyone "Fuck the police!", just like that brilliant scene in Pineapple Express :D

Fuck, I'm high.
 

dpjones

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All you haters just go away, this guy is fucking brilliant :D It doesn't matter whether he'll be able to actually get the plants to full maturity or harvest them, the sole act of planting marijuana in a fucking prison means that this guy has a ball-sack comparable to Chuck Norris' :D It's one hell of a great way to tell everyone "Fuck the police!", just like that brilliant scene in Pineapple Express :D

Fuck, I'm high.
You Fail

Read the entire thread i guarantee you this guy never planted a damn thing
 

greenesthaze

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i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?
alright best advice for ya. im not going to read through all the posts.

piss like you said for nitro bananas for potassium an egg white or egg shells for the phosphorous.. good luck with that growing you will never get away with this one... the rest of the nuts are in the ground already
 

MRLD

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ha damn i wonder what this guy is doing in jail right now?....probably forgot about growing weed in there
 

jonnyquest

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ha damn i wonder what this guy is doing in jail right now?....probably forgot about growing weed in there

he said its a cat c prision , these are the kind you can escape from if youve got a good pair of legs to carry you, not that thered be any point cause i imgine he'll be out in a year anyway if he got done for growing weed
 

Stoney384

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ok this is got to be the craziest place i have heard of to grow pot,
and i thought the drom room grow was crazy!!!
 

First Time Growin

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is this thread serious? I think Ive heard it all now. there is No way to grow in prison
someone posted an article the other day about someone growing for over 5 months in a UK prison and had some killer crops too aparantly lol...


edit: opz my bad didnt realize the post is 08 lol thought it was dec of 09 xD
 
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