Guys...

I'm gonna go to the grocery store and get some tartar sauce. Anyone want some tartar sauce?

Hate it! Mayo
Pick me up some hot sauce if you can <3

dont have mayo and relish in the 'fridge?

I was so baked the other night, and was watching something out of the corner of my eye on my laptop, when someone said that. I rolled for like 10 minutes. I almost passed out. I think it was The Venture Bros ?

Ill give you the peppered sauce, if you give me the steak?

yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? what was it... oh yeah, pussy.