Have any of you ever used the services of an escort/prostitute?

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I'm thinking this could be a great solution to my problem. If your car is busted, you take it to a mechanic, right? But to be honest I'm a little worried about the risk involved, not so much as legally as medically. I really don't want to contract anything, and the most I'd do in that situation is 3rd base, I'd never fuck a prostitute. I also have no idea where to start..

What is the safest way to go about this? What are your personal experiences?
 
bigbillyrocka

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Start at the hole, work your way up... lol. Full of puns on that one.
I've never wanted a prostitute, nor have i ever been to a strip club. Not against it but I learned from an early age why pay for what i can get and have for free? ;)
 
bigbillyrocka

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I thought 3rd base was a BJ? First is kissing, then grabbing, then sucking, nibbling biting on to screwing... Yes?

Sorry, been with my wife some 13 years, its all a Homerun from there...
 
Carne Seca

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Padawanbater2 said:
I'm thinking this could be a great solution to my problem. If your car is busted, you take it to a mechanic, right? But to be honest I'm a little worried about the risk involved, not so much as legally as medically. I really don't want to contract anything, and the most I'd do in that situation is 3rd base, I'd never fuck a prostitute. I also have no idea where to start..

What is the safest way to go about this? What are your personal experiences?
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Fly to Nevada. Go to a Chicken House. All the sex workers are tested and given a clean bill of health.
 
donmagicjuan

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dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
 
MojoRison

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Never used one myself, but I have many friends that have. They all used escort services, never a street hooker. To me it seem to be a waste of money, the reason being if I was just into getting my rocks off, masturbation seemed less dangerous and who knows better than yourself what strokes your ego lol
 
OLD DUDE

OLD DUDE

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Backpage.com(closest big city)!!!!!! Saw something about it on the news and then checked it out! All the girls you could want as long as you don't live in the middle of nowhere:)
 
TheChosen

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donmagicjuan said:
dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
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rainman36

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Don't spend any money on a escort,they cost more than a hooker,but rather go to a club,get a girl drunk for a couple bucks,and fuck her in the back of your car,then after that,go get her something off the dollar menu,for all less then 40 bucks.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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massage parlor in the nearest city to me.. they ask if you've been before, and then you pay them ontop of the house payment..
you get naked, they take the cash down to mama san, they come back up and take you to this room that has like a dr's table setup, and a shower head and a big 40 gallon trashcan full of hot water.. lay on your back, they wash you down all nice and clean, do your asshole real nice.. turn over then they do the front side with some small jerkin off involved..
go back to the room you started in hoping not to bump into someone else in the hallway, which can be a bit awkward, lol.. back in the room they usually start out with some killer massaging.. some of them walk on your back and it feels oh so good.. highly recommended if you happen to be rolling on ecstasy at the time.. :D
after the massgae they roll you onto your back, put the condom on with their mouths, then give a lil sucky sucky for a few minutes before they climb on top of you and ride you to orgasm... :D
hot ass chinese women mind you..
 
Padawanbater2

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bigbillyrocka said:
Start at the hole, work your way up... lol. Full of puns on that one.
I've never wanted a prostitute, nor have i ever been to a strip club. Not against it but I learned from an early age why pay for what i can get and have for free? ;)
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I don't have any issues with that, I'm just the unbustable man and want to find out if a professional can change that :hump:

TheChosen said:
3rd base is making out right?

Are you gonna wrap your face in plastic wrap?
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BJ bud

guy incognito said:
Just use a condom.
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I'd never pay for a BJ with a condom on, what a waste that would be! I doubt I'd be able to get off getting head from my favorite 2 pornstars at the same time with a condom on

Carne Seca said:
Fly to Nevada. Go to a Chicken House. All the sex workers are tested and given a clean bill of health.
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That's what I'm talking about, I'll look into it

donmagicjuan said:
dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
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Jesus, man! lol

OLD DUDE said:
Backpage.com(closest big city)!!!!!! Saw something about it on the news and then checked it out! All the girls you could want as long as you don't live in the middle of nowhere:)
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Great, thanks, ill check that out too

rainman36 said:
Don't spend any money on a escort,they cost more than a hooker,but rather go to a club,get a girl drunk for a couple bucks,and fuck her in the back of your car,then after that,go get her something off the dollar menu,for all less then 40 bucks.
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lol, my car is broken, I'm not taking it to the baker, I need to find the best mechanic in town!










































...where's Urca..
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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For some reason I've been getting REAAALLY into black chicks, I'm in an area where I see maybe 1 a month, if that (I don't get out much)
 
rainman36

rainman36

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" A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument"-Kenny Powers
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Oh. My god. These replies.

Yup, women are a product alright.

How about a host club, where you can just have them pour you drinks and make conversation? Then when your social skills are good enough you can take a real girl home to bang for life.


I can understand doing it for curiosity's sake Nd there's loads of kinda of people to meet out there. I was actually on the very brink of hiring a male escort before I met Tip Top because zi was THAT desperate and lonely.

But lol if a man does it he's just being resourceful X3

Padawan, I only say thi because you're a nice, chilled and intelligent guy... Why not get a girlfriend? Are you the kind who gets friendzoned by the moneygrsbbing bitches? If so I'm sorry for you because you seem like a totally date able chick magnet to me. The girls you seem to like look like good girls too, not hooker types. I hope you find what you're looking for anyway, because you're cool x
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Oh. My god. These replies.

Yup, women are a product alright.

How about a host club, where you can just have them pour you drinks and make conversation? Then when your social skills are good enough you can take a real girl home to bang for life.


I can understand doing it for curiosity's sake Nd there's loads of kinda of people to meet out there. I was actually on the very brink of hiring a male escort before I met Tip Top because zi was THAT desperate and lonely.

But lol if a man does it he's just being resourceful X3

Padawan, I only say thi because you're a nice, chilled and intelligent guy... Why not get a girlfriend? Are you the kind who gets friendzoned by the moneygrsbbing bitches? If so I'm sorry for you because you seem like a totally date able chick magnet to me. The girls you seem to like look like good girls too, not hooker types. I hope you find what you're looking for anyway, because you're cool x
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Very nice of you to say, and the personal feelings are totally mutual :)

I really don't have any trouble with picking chicks up, the trouble is completely with me. I'm not sure if you read about my complete inability to climax with every partner I've ever been with, which, at 24, almost 25, is a real problem for me. The entire idea is only about getting off, and I'd hate to lead some nice, intelligent young woman on solely to accomplish that. That seems like a really selfish thing to do.

I really don't mean to make it sound like women are total objects to be used in that kind of way, that's definitely not how I view them, I just figured this would be more of a strictly business type situation. The escort/hooker/prostitute is selling a product and knows exactly what to expect, same as I do. She get's what she wants, I, hopefully, finally get what I want, and if not, I know it's time to hit that psychiatrist and talk these issues out. Everybody wins :) (if I don't end up with an STD that is...)


And I've been browsing the backpages a bit, shit seems way too good to be true, there's some really good looking women there... not so sure about this..
 
obijohn

obijohn

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Never have and never will. I've never been wanting for sex, and as said above, you can always beat off in a pinch.

I don't even know if I could get it up or off if it was strictly a business thing. I get turned on when I know a woman wants me, and is moaning and reacting during sex.

A hooker doesn't want you, they just want money and act like they think you're great, and I would know it was a lie and couldn't get into it. Plus I don't want to ruck a woman who's pussy sees many different docks every day. Ugh
 
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