have to take a drug test.......

haha that would be me...

i smoke all day everyday and weigh more then 250 pounds i can get it out my system enough to pass in 10 days!!!!!

hmmm???????? lol

wait to you just use water and cranberry juice and blueberrys?

its all about metabolism, and waterboarding on the day of your test.

Man my backs all fucked up and Ive been on opiates for 15 years,my liver and kidneys probably dont flush because uncle sams had me hooked on his drugs.Big Pharma runs this fuckin two bit country,especially in the last ten years

nah otherwise i would of been caught i was on probation and i smoked bro.

Nobody but drug companys can afford to advertise on tv anymore.And what about some of those side effects on some of those meds

sooo wtf???? f**k what should I just stick with blueberries lots of water and cranberry juice and stay away from fatty foods.

Dont give a dirty urine,that shit follows you around like a criminal record.Try to put it off and get clean and sweat alot

ok lol.????

so anyways i got back from my piss test a couple of hours ago and i think i did ok. it's been about a month or so since my last hit from the pipe. i did catch a glimpse of the receipt that that little machine spits out and i saw like three negatives on it and one trace on it and a couple others that had percentages next to them. damn, i think i'm screwed. they all should have read negative and i should have been given my results right there. so i'm guessing my piss is going back to the lab for further analysis. so then why did the home drug tests say i was negative. somebody please tell me something good.

uhmm not sue lol im still drinking cranberyy juice lol

golden seal root does have specific compounds that can be tested for. This could lead to the implication that you are trying to hide something. Which could cause them to want to retest or for a job the implication could be strong enough that you wont get it. A study was done with horses in trying to mask morphine the control and the GSR animals had the same amounts of morphine in their urine.
my sugestion would be first off STOP SMOKING for the next week
then either do a water flush or
buy some flushing chemicals at a health store or a head shop.
If the head shops customers were all in jail or unemployed their business would suffer, so they might have some good advice and products.
and if all else fails start up a sanataria shrine.

ok thanks I heard that I can also try cranberryjuice. ive been drinking that. How much water do I have to sonsume? ive drinken about 14 bottles of water in the past 24 hours

green fan said:

I have passed 6 expected piss tests drinking only water. I drink so much the morning of that I have pissed 8 or more times before I take the test. Drink a lot of water!!! Just don't OD on water. (shitty way to go)

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Pre -Employment right? No one will watch you piss right? Synthetic Urine Heat to body temp. Pour in test cup 100% pass rate. The only time you get watched pissing are probation-parole, and when a company that does randoms suspects tampering! Pre-employment no prob!

oh thanks for the idea. I think im going to flush I actually have about 12 days from now lol

I passed using a synthetic urine product called "quick fix". Came in a little bottle with a temp gauge on it, just stuck it up under my junk to get heat and squirted it into the cup. passed! It's the best way to go if they're not watchin' ya. If they do watch ya, drink water and pray hard.

yeah ive been drinking alot of water about a gallon and a half a day plus about 1 gallon of cranberry juice haha

They have a adulturent test for Qick fix.Hell that shit cant pass a home test anymore,most qiuck fix has been recalled.The test for qiuck fix has been out for over a year.Anybody useing qiuck fix at probation is going to jail.