ohmy
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I am up to 4 times a day now. I love it when i can rub one out in just under 30 seconds. I have a best of 20 seconds
Havnt had sex in three weeks :(
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Johnnyorganic
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Please disregard my quoted statement.make with the fucking with or get out.
You may fire when ready.
UncleBuck
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she has a dude, and you stuck him?
in ancient greece and rome, it was only gay if you were the one getting stuck, not the one doing the sticking.
so, you have that going for you.
obviously, you are not familiar with the cinematic magic of john hughes.
1993stoner
Active Member
Awww but I was just learning to roll. Hahaha who gives a fuck.
1993stoner
Active Member
Very funny I guess
Johnnyorganic
Well-Known Member
Well, good luck with Remedial Algebra and Wood Shop anyway.
Bonkleesha
Active Member
learn how to be a baby daddy.
1993stoner
Active Member
This a gang bang or what
Johnnyorganic
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Buck: As an aside and not really wanting to bring politics into a T&T thread; but do you see now why I oppose generous social programs?
Because this thread is a sterling example of why they are a bad idea.
Such programs only encourage people like the OP to reproduce before they are ready.
He's probably got four or five more government dependents in him before he is done. To say nothing for the chum-bucket he is currently butt-fucking.
How does that benefit society?
Bad behavior should not have an incentive.
Because this thread is a sterling example of why they are a bad idea.
Such programs only encourage people like the OP to reproduce before they are ready.
He's probably got four or five more government dependents in him before he is done. To say nothing for the chum-bucket he is currently butt-fucking.
How does that benefit society?
Bad behavior should not have an incentive.
ChaniceKobolowski
Member
As "Mrs. Uncle Buck", I feel I should add my two cents. My sex life with my husband has no business being discussed online, let alone compared to that of high school parents. I am very happy that you have a compliant and loving enough wife to have anal sex with you less than a month after major surgery. Be careful with her or you could open up her incisions and put her back in the hospital. Mazel Tov on you child. I hope you start focusing more on her needs rather than your own.
UncleBuck
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oh, you know it's going to happen anyway. the least we can do is keep the kids in diapers.
i'm not so worried about $300 going to some dude, i'm more worried about several billion going to a corporation that is churning out profits hand over fist.
now, back to the game.
Johnnyorganic
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Profit is good.
Greed is good, as long as the greed is based on productivity; and not the amount of offspring one can produce.
Profit frees up a corporation to pay its employees so they can pay for their own children and not expect me to to do it for them.
To sum it up: The Invisible Hand is a good thing.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
profit is good if earned honestly. subsidizing profitable companies with billions of dollars? meh.
i could probably find a better use for the money, i wager.
STEADY BLAZING
Active Member
sht i cant go 3 days with out sex.... been married for 6 years.after seeing replys i consider myself lucky. i get sex wenever i want. i guess its all about who u pick and choose. i get a depressed feeling if i dnt have sex within 3 days. but if i were u just keep getting ur daily head and wait it out.
april
Pickle Queen
Wow this thread makes me hate men. Ur lady has a baby 3 weeks ago and ur concern is how ur gonna blow ur load, pull ur head from her ass and be happy she has not tossed ur selfish ass out, Omg dude u should be pampering her and giving her as much non sexual affection as u possibly can. Grow up and think about what she has just been thru, if needed watch some porn and take care of urself.
WOW just fucking wow
WOW just fucking wow