Holy Tits My Landlord Just Walked In. My Wife

bushybush

bushybush

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mellokitty said:
well, i stupidly asked the guys at "our" (;)) hydroshop what they wanted next, so once my man gets back from the grocery store with cream cheese i'll be elbow deep in canna-tiramisu, but they're NOT getting mascarpone..... i'd like to challenge any non-eyetie (<--i'm allowed, i grew up in little italy) stoner to pinpoint the difference.....
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If I may ms Kitty.......I believe the fundamental difference is that mascarpone is a double or triple whipped Italian cheese, with a delectable added sweetness. While Tiramisu can be made with either of the two; I firmly believe the mascarpone is the more savory and sensual cheese. Sicilian here. We REAAAAAALLLLLY like cheese for some reason. :)
 
mellokitty

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bushybush said:
I believe the fundamental difference is that mascarpone is a double or triple whipped Italian cheese, with a delectable added sweetness.
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.... and like 4x the $$$.... ;)
(i use it for my non-canna tiramisu but you can't tell me you'd know the difference from regular cream cheese above the cannabutter taste....i melt the butter and add it to the coffee liqueur you soak the sponge in)

***AND*** you can't include yourself in my claim because i said "non-eyetie stoner"... (oh wait you're siciliano).... so i guess you get to hate on me both for calling you an "eyetie" AND for lumping you in with *those folks from the boot..... (if you were gay i'd nickname you "anthony") :hug:
 
bushybush

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Holy cheesefuck. I want to go there. Bad. I prefer to be called a "guinea" or a "wop". I had an Italian tell me once, "Italy is the boot. Sicily is the piece of shit that Italy is kicking." (luckily for him I was 8 and hadn't figured out how to stab people yet. HA)

MK, I've NEVER met a cheese I don't like (although I've heard Limberger is like a stinky old sweatsock)!

Oh and I TOTALLY am gay. So it's fine for all of the women of RIU to send me pics of their nurples, because I'm super gay and "just one of the girls"! :)
 
doc111

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bushybush said:
Holy cheesefuck. I want to go there. Bad. I prefer to be called a "guinea" or a "wop". I had an Italian tell me once, "Italy is the boot. Sicily is the piece of shit that Italy is kicking." (luckily for him I was 8 and hadn't figured out how to stab people yet. HA)

MK, I've NEVER met a cheese I don't like (although I've heard Limberger is like a stinky old sweatsock)!

Oh and I TOTALLY am gay. So it's fine for all of the women of RIU to send me pics of their nurples, because I'm super gay and "just one of the girls"! :)
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I was stationed in Italy for a couple of years. I absolutely got addicted to the Mozzarella di Buffala! The real deal is to die for!:grin:
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

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mmmm..... buffalo mozza...mmmmmmm.
okay face-gasm over.

bushy: they make goat-fromage-frais cheesecakes in 3 flavours. sorry just had to rub it in a bit more.

the "cloth-bound cheddar" from that place didn't impress me one bit. the BAD hard rind, and i'd rather have eaten my man's sports sock.
ditto "oka" cheese.... (it's made at an abbey/nunnery (<-i forget which), in quebec) bad gym socks.

there's a gay sicilian character named anthony in sex and the city.... i LOVE him. the ideal gay husband.
 
bushybush

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Oh fuck. Him. HA. Unfortunately (and emasculatingly), I've had enough girlfriends in my life to know which character you speak of.........."I know honey, Mr. Big IS such an asshole"(SOOOOO......are we gonna hump soon or?????)


:)
 
bushybush

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HA! I know. Like I said, I'm much more disappointed in myself for knowing who you're talking about. I should have been all like, "What's Sex in the city"? HAHAHAHAH......Just kidding. Giving the GF the remote most of the time is just another one of those battles I'm prepared to forfeit. I'm usually painting anyway. Why is that one chick in the show such a prude? She's the only cute one and she never wants to give up the goods!

Oh, PS, I showed my girl your "nuggie covers" and she thought they were the coolest thing ever!
 
mellokitty

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idk, between the series ending and the first movie, i noticed how sjp's character is constantly 'pissing on The Sistahood' (<-my and my circle's term for women who don't really seem to understand the subtleties of true female friendship). how can i be a fan of a show about female friendship, that presents such a cheap and ungenuine image of it?

thanks to you both! i'm trying to build an online craft shop right now...once i find my way around all this paypal-ness i'll shoot you the link so you can get her one....
 
MsBotwin

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mellokitty said:
see, you got it all backwards.
now, i'm not speaking for the rest of the womenfolk on this thread here, but i identify more as a narcissist with feminist *tendencies. (<- don't forget the asterisk)
the true trouble with our kind is that you can point out our limited intelligence until you're blue in the face, but in true narcissist fashion, we remain, as ever, arrogantly belligerent vis-a-vis our intellect.
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Just, awesome! You are one awesome lady! Can I borrow that quick wit for a day or two!

By the way, working my way through. Has the OP ever come back? He's afraid of Mellokitty's sherp claws. LMFAO
 
bamfrivet

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My wife is actually the one who encouraged me to start growing. I owe a lot to her. Doesn't mean I will let her handle the plants a lone. Not because women can't grow (her female dog groomer grows some pretty dank stuff), but because she doesn't know what she's doing.

She asked me to start growing to cut down on costs of buying it, said she would help out and learn what to do. Yet I am the one planting, transplanting, watering, adjusting lights, adjusting the fans, checking in on them and what not lol. She just refuses to learn about them, or I would love to have her thumb in the pots with mine.
 
MsBotwin

MsBotwin

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dajosh42069 said:
I almost got some last time I went to the store...but saw the $4.59 price tag and said "Fuuuuuuck that!"
>_<
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I do that, too. But with the double chocolate Milanos! Especially since I'd be lucky to get more than a couple. Mommies have to share their cookies, it's the law. I know this because my 6 year old son told me this. But that time it was about my Phish Food.
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

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MsBotwin said:
Just, awesome! You are one awesome lady! Can I borrow that quick wit for a day or two!

By the way, working my way through. Has the OP ever come back? He's afraid of Mellokitty's sherp claws. LMFAO
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thank you.....:oops:

but i would say this thread would be rather daunting for any op, what with the women's brigade setting up camp and all... DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!
accident-note-hi-my-name-is-jack-i-accidentally-hi1.jpg... they don't call it threadjacking for nuthin'!! lmao....
 
MsBotwin

MsBotwin

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^^^^ Hilarious! By the way, I didn't grow up in Italy, but I'm half Italian and I would know the dif between cream cheese and marscapone, apart from the huge difference in price. My Great grandmother came over from Italy and my Gram taught me all the 'rules' of real Italian cooking. Example, my Sunday Gravy simmers for 10 hours or more. The 'secret' ingredients are pig fat and the foam off the top of the olive oil after frying, not baking, the meatballs. Once, my Hubby actually dared to ask 'why'. Had to say because my Gram said so. LOL
 
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