how can i make my buds look like this shit???

I Live in alaska....and my buddy sold my some shit last night that leaves me staring into space....i was watching tv with my family guy in a 3 inch box cause my tv guide was up for like 3 hours lol and all i could think while smoking this grape kool aid and pine sol reeking bud is how can i grow this shit????View attachment 1475004

The right genetics, $$$$ for the right equipment, and most importantly, the experience to make the first 2 come together.

Wet

kilo ina can lol

i always make it a point to find out what i am smoking so i can find it and grow it out if possible

he said he had no clue what it was....he always gets some sticky smelly shit...ive never seen shit from him that didnt make my buddys squirt there pants compared to what they get....but he never knows what it is....he has some shit everyone calls "the dumb" (because of its effects) thats the smelliest weed i have ever smelt...and ive seen some fire.....it smells up the entire house with VERY strong odor...i had a half ounce and my neighbour who buys from me sometimes asked if i was growing lol! and he gets some blueberry sometimes unlike any i have ever seen....completely coated in huge trichs even more so then that purp if you can believe it...one time i smushed a bowl in my pocket and it looked as if it were covered in glass.....one shiny smooth layer of trichromes....and it too smelt incredible...he called it True Blue but i have never seen a picture anywhere that looks nearly as dank ad the blue i was getting...huge swollen buds that you couldnt even cut up because it stuck to literally everything.....scissors....scale....fingers...Alaska has some good bud man im tellin you