How I passed MY drug test

so a job came up that seemed nice so i decided to go for it. a drug test was required and this is how i passed it-

first off i weigh about 150 and about 6' tall. I smoke swag so needless to say i smoke ALOT. i cant remember the last time i went more than 24 hours without chiefin somethin. basically i smoke mad blunts.

a few friends came over last FRIDAY and we smoked out a shit ton- dank and swag.
i was told MONDAY about the drug test on the following FRIDAY. so i had 5 days
TUESDAY i smoked my last bowl at about 10 am. Afterwards i started drinking lots of water.
WEDNESDAY i kept on drinkin the water nonstop
THURSDAY i kept on drinkin water, thought they may spring the test on me so i drank a CERTO package and some more water. turns out they didnt spring the test on me- giving me one more day.
FRIDAY morning I got serious with the shit:
started out drinkin bottle after bottle of water, then i found a few multivitamins crushed one and took it and took another whole. i drank some protein mix. i drank some of this energy powder stuff called zip-fizz that has like %40,000 of your daily b12, i took some tums, and finally another CERTO package.
when i left for the clinic i had peed at least 6 times and was peein pretty clear so i was kinda worried. i got a gatorade and went to the place, peed in the cup and went home to smoke out.

today i got word that i passed.
hell yes

if you really did pass it was because you diluted the thc metabolites with allt hat water.

Nice one.. god help me if I ever need to do a drugs test.. i'd be fucked

definitely dilution. the water did the diluting but i think the other powders were what made it seem like your normal ol piss... i think thats the message:
drink a shit ton of water and anything you can find in powder form.
and that it only took 4 days sober to pass.

one time i had to pass a drug test for an internship in college. i stated hammering down tons and tons of water. i also took some of that stuff that is supposed to help you pass, i forget the name. back to my point, i drank too much water and had a serious migraine that whole day. i have heard of people dieing by drinking too much water so be careful. i think i came close that day. very very painful.

yea thats crazy.... only 4 days to pass! i dont think i would of left it up to chance tho. i always use the sinthetic piss everytime i get a new job and it hasnt failed me. just make sure you keep those heat packs on it and it stays above 90 degrees. one time i took it off because i thought they werent gunna test me. then when i took it outta my lunch box it was wayyyyyy too cold. i found a little spot to hide for it to heat up and i was fine i think it is way worth the 30 bucks. it pays for itself with a couple hrs of work

Don't kill yourself by drinking too much water. Just putting that out there - it can and does happen.

yea i hear people talking about overdosing on water but i dont think you need to drink that much. i figured your just tryin to get all the little weed fats that have burned that day out, and replace with water and random other vitamins. i just drank enough water to where i was pissin like every 30 minutes or so but i was never like chugging gallons or anything

reezyf said:

yea i hear people talking about overdosing on water but i dont think you need to drink that much. i figured your just tryin to get all the little weed fats that have burned that day out, and replace with water and random other vitamins. i just drank enough water to where i was pissin like every 30 minutes or so but i was never like chugging gallons or anything

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Yeah it's like 14 litres you have to drink, or like 3 gallons..

Just making sure someone doesn't drink themselves to death