How should I wipe my ass?!?! Just need some advice!

dLoc07

Active Member
Wow so many inmature people attacking a person for no reason, now these are the real issues in RIU, how are these pointless comments any better then the initial posts ur mocking, ur doing what ur complaining about, don't u even get that? Rflmao ok i need to check my spaghetti sauce, off to the kitchen i go ;)
Where you belong... You gonna lock up this thread too?? I make threads like these cause my friends and I get to laugh and have a good time... Usually gets ruined by people like you though... Thanks!
 

westhamm1132

Active Member
Where you belong... You gonna lock up this thread too?? I make threads like these cause my friends and I get to laugh and have a good time... Usually gets ruined by people like you though... Thanks!
NEWSFALSH: you'r NOT funny

sincerely all of RIU
 

dLoc07

Active Member
Wow so many inmature people attacking a person for no reason, now these are the real issues in RIU, how are these pointless comments any better then the initial posts ur mocking, ur doing what ur complaining about, don't u even get that? Rflmao ok i need to check my spaghetti sauce, off to the kitchen i go ;)
One more thing... Try taking your own advice... If you don't like the topic, feel free to not open it, comment, or read it!!
 

dLoc07

Active Member
NEWSFALSH: you'r NOT funny

sincerely all of RIU
Wtf are you talking about, on behalf of RIU?? Last time I checked every single person that read your first thread laughed at you!!! You got called a retard about 30 times on the very first page hahahaha
 

dLoc07

Active Member
My dog just drags his ass across the lawn...that might work if ya can't reach.JK...
Hahaha I watched someone's dog do that on their living room floor!! Lmao I didn't say shit... The guy who's house it was, always laid on the living room floor too!!! Hahahaha for the record I didn't like the guy... That's why I never said anything!
 

dLoc07

Active Member
FACT
OP has a IQ of a retared fuckin cabbage.

/thred
I don't even know what the hell that even says. a RETARED?? Wtf is that?? Like I said... Not gonna hurt my feelings coming from a RETARD(I think that's the word you didn't know how to spell) that is still at a 2nd grade education being over 20 years old. No matter what you say, you're just proving what I say to be true.
 

Hoenhiem

Active Member
hey lets keep politics out of this intelectual thread. now on to my advice. sometimes i stretch a piece of TP from the front to the back of the house and scootch my ass across it till i dont see anything else. so i guess my answer is front to back. if you want i can come to your house and scootch my ass clean. but sometimes i do shimmey from side to side. so i take back my front to back advice and say front to side to side to back. that works. understand? hope this helps a bit.


{update] im high
 

Nusky

New Member
It just makes me sick they don't make a stick that you can wrap toilet paper around so fat people can reach their ass to wipe!!!
actually they do, I saw it on an infomercial and I couldn't understand who would need it. None of the people were fat in the commercial.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Where you belong... You gonna lock up this thread too?? I make threads like these cause my friends and I get to laugh and have a good time... Usually gets ruined by people like you though... Thanks!
If the only way u can amuse urself and ur "friends" is to insult or mock someone online we could always get Urca to come up with a bunch of "topics" to actualy converse about ;)
Why can't u just be nice and have some adult fun, i'm the first to rip on someone and boy can i ever lol but I only do so with intention of making THEM smile, not draw a bigger crowd or bitter muffins. We can have some serious fun here , but the insults should be toned down and some respect for other members needs to shown.
 

dLoc07

Active Member
If the only way u can amuse urself and ur "friends" is to insult or mock someone online we could always get Urca to come up with a bunch of "topics" to actualy converse about ;)
Why can't u just be nice and have some adult fun, i'm the first to rip on someone and boy can i ever lol but I only do so with intention of making THEM smile, not draw a bigger crowd or bitter muffins. We can have some serious fun here , but the insults should be toned down and some respect for other members needs to shown.

Last I checked, morals were not in the TOA when signing into this site.
 
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