How to know if your burnt out

If you type rollitup.com instead of rollitup.org
I sorry if I wasted your time with this incredibly lame joke but I am drunk and burnt out and it just happened to me. To be completely honest, its true with me.

yer.. they really need to buy that domain.. It's a little over $5,000 though. I work for a company that gets around 7 million hits a day. They make millions.. Rollitup is at least getting a million a day more than enough to buy that domain pretty quick... Well it all depends how they've got their ads setup. CPC, CPM, or 1 on 1. Looks like they're doing 1 on 1 because I haven't been able to find them under any firm.. Either way they should be getting enough. Buy the domain :S.

how to know when your burnt out...

when you can't find your keys anywhere... and the last place you have to look is in the butter dish in the fridge.

how to know when you are completely burnt...

when the first place you look for your keys is in the butter dish in the fridge.

quadrophine said:

how to know when you are completely burnt...

when the first place you look for your keys is in the butter dish in the fridge.

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That literally has happened to me before :S.

growdisstuff said:

If you type rollitup.com instead of rollitup.org
I sorry if I wasted your time with this incredibly lame joke but I am drunk and burnt out and it just happened to me. To be completely honest, its true with me.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMG YO, I'M FUCKEN BLOWN AND I SWEAR I JUST DID THAT, AND THIS IS THE 1ST THRESD I READ SINCE I GOT BACK ON.... LOL...OK...I'M SCARED NOW!!

quadrophine said:

how to know when your burnt out...

when you can't find your keys anywhere... and the last place you have to look is in the butter dish in the fridge.

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HAHA... YESTERDAY AFTER MY THIRD BLUNT, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PIECE (PIPE) EVERY WHERE ON THE FLOOR FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED IT WAS IN MY HAND!!... AND THE FIRST TIME I EVER GOT HIGH THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH MY BLUNT EXCEPT IT WAS ON MY EAR...LOL.. GOOD TIMES

sIgHbRuH sMoWkZ BuDDaH said:

HAHA... YESTERDAY AFTER MY THIRD BLUNT, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PIECE (PIPE) EVERY WHERE ON THE FLOOR FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES WHEN I FINALLY REALIZED IT WAS IN MY HAND!!... AND THE FIRST TIME I EVER GOT HIGH THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH MY BLUNT EXCEPT IT WAS ON MY EAR...LOL.. GOOD TIMES

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im thinking your let it go to your head man. You'd have to be stupid to put your keys in a butter dish than place them in the fridge.

not in the butter dish, in the butter container part, you know the part with the flimsy clear plastic hatch on the door part of most fridges.

worst one I ever did... Talking on the phone with my friend, he gives me a number I start franticly looking for my phone!!! after about 2 minutes he says what's the hold up??? I say, I can't find my phone anywhere. he says, other than the one you're talking to me on????

DUH!!!

no real excuse, I'm pretty absent minded... on top of being a stoner. What can you do?

Lol, that cracks me up.

the other day i was searching the whole house for my lighter since i only had one and needed it but just used it that night, and it was in my slipper?!

hahahahaha....when....you post in someones thread....asking them for their pics....and apologizing for hijacking the other's thread....and then realizing it was their own thread afterall, and all the pics in the thread were there already........AND ....you have already posted in that thread before.....AND the thread was only two pafge long.....whoa! thats friggin scary....(ok ok ok...yea I did that! hahahahahaha)

oh, and there have been multiple times where I left the remote in random places and couldnt find it, like the fridge and hm i couldnt find it when it was in my pocket either haha

I dont care what other people think about me, but when people start to call you burnout, or tell you are burnt they are uaually right. Its easier for others to tell before you can.