How to make an easier sandwhich

as a stoner i love having things halfway done for me.

also i hate cutting tomatoes either they are way too thick or way too thin and my cutting board gets overflowed with tomato juice.

so essentially im wondering if anyone has seen pre sliced tomato's before?

Dude what?

I was hoping you were going to tell me how to make a sandwich easier... I'm thinking, "How could I not click on that?"

sorry i ment to put "How to make an easier sandwhich?"

how to make an easier sandwhich? my question is why are you making your own sandwhich? get your woman to do it!

stalebiscuit said:

how to make an easier sandwhich? my question is why are you making your own sandwhich? get your woman to do it!

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Priceless

hahahah i was thinking this would be some awesome new development in the culinary world of sandwiches. how wrong could i be.

how would you package a pre sliced tomato ?! you would turn it into a sauce and bottle it in the usual squeezy bottle manner. ?!!?!?

pre sliced tomatoes would turn to shit long before you could use them...

they have tomato knives that are great.. wont mush the tomato at all... no juice and shit on the cutting board...

they also have tomato slices that slice whole tomatoes into the perfect "restaurant" style sandwich slice...

on a side note... did you know the tomatoes that you get at the store arent ripe when they are picked?? they are actually gassed in the shipping truck with a gas that makes unripe green/yellow tomatoes turn red... just thought id throw that in...

Pumert said:

as a stoner i love having things halfway done for me.

also i hate cutting tomatoes either they are way too thick or way too thin,
and so essentially im wondering if anyone has seen pre sliced tomato's before?

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Usually way too thick.

"pre sliced tomato's " get yourself on Dragon's Den bro.

Straight up G said:

Usually way too thick.

"pre sliced tomato's " get yourself on Dragon's Den bro.

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wats dragons den? sounds like a lair for nerd bukkake lmao

Dude! I thought you were going to tell me how to make a sandwich easier! What a let down...Bummer...

dudes, I solved that problem. I got an electric knife that I keep plugged in. It slices everything smooth and frickin perfect.

how to make a sandwich easy.
(1) go to the supermarket.
(2) select the required choice.
(3) pay and go.

LUDA.
(remember the fag papers and ciggies)



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

Do they have a fresh and hot one of these?

electric knife is a good idea for this guy - except he might loose a finger

have you been sick on that ??????

LUDA.

Sr. Verde said:

Dude what?

I was hoping you were going to tell me how to make a sandwich easier... I'm thinking, "How could I not click on that?"

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lol i had the same reaction, i thought we had the holy grail goin on here or something. Truth is pre sliced tomatoes are pretty gross after 1 or two days, not nearly premo enough for the connoisseur level taste we pot patriots have aquired. lol i cant believe my longest post in months ended up being about tomatoes!!

just use a good serated (sp?) blade and mess should be minimal

stage 1

stage 2.
viola.

Easier huh. I want a 3 step process!