How to stop the smell of your smoking

Contributed by: The Phantom

The Phantom Smoke-Eater
How can I stop the smell of my smoking? Must be quick, easy and reliable...> The Phantom Smoke-Eater. This DIY anti-smell smoking device is useful for removing any telltale smoking smells.

Advantage: EASY to make and VERY RELIABLE!

YOU WILL NEED
Scissors
A sock
A plastic bottle (at least 600ml, can be up to 2L)
Box(s) of dryer sheets (also called bounce sheets)

STEP 1.
Cut the base off the bottle.

STEP 2.
Stuff the bottle with AS MANY dryer sheets as can be fitted.
As a rule of thumb, 25 sheets should fit a 600ml bottle. Obviously, a 2L bottle will require a few more boxes of sheets. Fit as many sheets as you can! Go nuts!

STEP 3.
Place the sock over the bottle, starting at the base of the bottle so that only the mouth-piece is poking out the top of the sock. This prevents the particles from the sheets making a mess and adding to the stealth, as the freshly smelling particles don’t escape and can still help filter smoke even when stuck on the inside of the sock. The sock also stops the bounce sheets from blowing out the bottom of the pop bottle.

STEP 4.
Take a hit of weed (its better than you use a 'single hitter' like a bong, or a smoke-less pipe) and blow the smoke from your lungs, into the mouth-piece of the smoke-eater. Smoke will come out the other end... DONT WORRY! this smoke smells sweet, like newly dried clothes (funny that)!!

AND YOU ARE DONE!

**I also recommend spraying some Odor Neutralizing spray to mask any escaping bong odors that might linger....

how many uses can you get out of this?

we used to do this all the time at friends houses whose family wasnt cool. put about three or four downy sheets into a toilet paper roll... bonged out, downy fresh!!

It's called a "spoof".

It's been used by high school students and college freshman living in dorms for years.

i prefer using an ionizer in my lounge...thats what theyre designed for, and they help kill any poss smells that might escape from the grow area upstairs.

Do active carbon filters take care of the smell of burnt bud? Sorry to get a little off topic here.

ya lol thats old school .but it does work . Peace

I used to do this when I was young and living with my parents. Its a good easy method. thanks for the info mogie.

Just make sure you dont inhale not even a little thought the spoof because its really toxic and you'll be coughing for a wile.

Son, everyone knows about "doob tubes" that's what we call them by me. That shit will give you a headache if you smoke it indoors with no ventilation. Then it reeks like dryer sheets in a room that shouldn't smell like dryer sheets. So it's kind of pointless haha.

i would rather have to explain why a room smells like dryer sheets then why it smells like dank

id have to say my room smells like dank because um were smoking dank

I gotta try it

if you are 17 or under it works good

bunique209 said:

i would rather have to explain why a room smells like dryer sheets then why it smells like dank

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So how do you explain it? You did an extra extra strength laundry?

we used to call them silencers but with the toilet paper roll...my sister used always ask me what the smell was though...

Murphys Law said:

It's called a "spoof".

It's been used by high school students and college freshman living in dorms for years.

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LOL

yes...just freshman though...no sophmores...or juniors...or seniors...cuz only freshies smoke pot.

=P

Well I have had this problem for a while now (with my wife, not my parents) and I have tried a couple of things.

The first ideas was to take a PVC tube about 6" long, fill it with carbon and then put dryer sheets over the 2 ends and a coupling to hold them on. Take a hit, blow it though and you are golden. The biggest problem here is that you need some SERIOUS lung power to blow all that smoke through the tube.

The next idea I just tried out this morning. I have stopped growing and have all my old stuff still out in my shed. I grabbed a 150ish CFM exhaust fan and some small duct and created a little exhaust system blowing out the window. What this does is ups the room into a negative pressure so the smell does not get out to the rest of the house but rather goes straight out the window. This is the same principle used in level 4 biosafety labs all over the world and the added advantage is that I can take a big bong hit right over the fan, hold it, blow it out the fan then let my bong sit right next to the fan. If I get a chance within the next few hours I am going to try to get some stuff to make an inline filter so that I can use the whole system without having to open a window (would kill the negitive presure idea though).

A quick tip on ventalation. CFM=Cubic Feet per Minute. You get the volume of a room in cubic feet by multiplying the lenght by the width by the height. This means if you are in a room that is 10'x10' and has a 10' ceiling, you have 1000 cubic feet of air in the room. Your normal bathroom "fart fan" pulls about 50 CFM so if your 5'x5'x10' bathroom was attached to your 10'x10'x10' bedroom you could move alllllllllllllllllllllll the air from both rooms outside every 25 minutes.

Livin ghetto!!!

I do the same thing when needed only I use a half of a paper towel roll OR toilet paper roll.... stuff it full with dryer sheets.... and rubber band one dryer sheet off on the end... works sooo good Great for non smoking houses