No, but someone will hose you off.
How to survive prison?
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roofer
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took the words from my mouth.Peace.
roofer
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paraphenalia?is that usa.fuckers.
roofer
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ye,l did a 6y hull nottm winson ,cat B all the way.never got dry raped,pumped,wat ever you want to call it.It wasnt an issuse.Maybe in yhe uk its just not so personal.Minde you,ever been to Greece?
roofer
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Thats got to be the Judge?(nonce cunt).hes the first fucker that wants you to dress up.Ya, chiv every one.But please remember Pease love and Harmany....
High4Life
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From what ive heard to wank like fuck gets you through the day haha
I duno about shankin thou why do life for your 6 months original charge
or just be like me on the long stright and narrow road and you will not have to go
..Remember keep a cork handy incase they bust your house and get u on the street
haha
take it easy girls ..Peace
I duno about shankin thou why do life for your 6 months original charge
or just be like me on the long stright and narrow road and you will not have to go
..Remember keep a cork handy incase they bust your house and get u on the street
hahatake it easy girls ..Peace
mastakoosh
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SquirrelGod
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lol, I just never said a word, (seriously not one) and once you gorge someones eye out with a spoon and spend a month in solitary people quit fucking' with you... Best advice; Show respect, and people will show respect, but don't be afraid to gorge someone's eye out with a spoon when necessary, even when you're small you gain a lot of respect by not letting yourself get punked, and letting people know you ain't no bitch.
Where did you get utensils strong enough to gorge someones eye out? All i had was plastic sporks. And its gouge.
Have you ever done a month in the hole? I did 45 days twice. And its now a capitol offense to kill someone while incarcerated, so you will get the needle for it. I am taking it for granted that you vnever gorged someones eye out.
MoePunn
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Listen most all of us have been in at one time or another... I did 17 months once, 11 months another time, another 4 months and a whole slew of 1 day, 2 days, 3 days... and I've been in my fair share of fights inside and while there's no way to guarantee a peaceful stay there is a way to minimize the shit that comes your way ... So for all of you planning a trip to the Bermuda triangle I have 9 words of advice for you;
MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Token
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bet, I'm what you would call a college boy type (and been put in a cage b4) and I know the ins and outs of being in I know you never take anything from anyone and don't accepted gifts cause you will pay it off some how
and I know you will get tested soon after arriving, and don't try and buddy up with someone cause you will be there bitch and don't let anyone if you have any problems like money or what ever find out A brother of mine had a few months and told someone and they asked him to do an op case he had background in it making people speedier he told ol boy no and had to watch his back all cause the guy felt like he was trying to help........... Himself
panhead
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Dammit,you had to remind me of them fukin things,stupid llil things with the weak ass handel that breaks in soup.
Ever try sawing through a hunk of nutriloaf with one of them funky ass sporks
Philly_Buddah
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Man...I thank god that I never been to prison lmao. Im lucky as fuck though, I did a lot of shit back when I was a kid especially back in High school, nothing really bad though and luckily I only got caught a few times. I did my time in the DH (Juvenile) 2 times and both for under a month. It wasnt bad at all, just boring as fuck but I had 3 of my good friends in there so it was cool lol.
I cant tell u shit about prison..but if I did go here is my game plan: just do my time and show respect to everybody but if someone steps to me I gotta take em out. Im little but I can fight and Im from the hoods in Philly and Cleveland. This prison shit gets me mad though, becuz Im tryin to be peaceful and be nice to everyone and reach a higher level of consciousness but I know if I go to prison Im gonna have to change all of that shit...
I cant tell u shit about prison..but if I did go here is my game plan: just do my time and show respect to everybody but if someone steps to me I gotta take em out. Im little but I can fight and Im from the hoods in Philly and Cleveland. This prison shit gets me mad though, becuz Im tryin to be peaceful and be nice to everyone and reach a higher level of consciousness but I know if I go to prison Im gonna have to change all of that shit...
mahlye
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if I ever go to prison, that's it. fuck life. I would just stop caring about everything. maybe join the air force once I got out. and I'm a martial artist so if someone tried to start something, even a few people at once, it would be an extremely short fight, as non violent and as quiet as possible.
Yeah, its kinda like a boxing ring. They come up, ask you to duel, and then you both show your skills.
Or you get a pot of boiling hair grease thrown on you while you are sleeping. Billy badasses get spotted quick