I fucked up and got on match.com and my wife found out.

v.s one

Well-Known Member
You guys are to much I'm just going to have to go with planB. Bill Cosby it for a couple of months until she forgets.
Damn, broke those bonds quick. I've got an xbox one I never use. Deal? Pics first...

Edit - Funny how nudity isn't allowed but human trafficing doesn't seem to be a problem...
I was thinking mine for yours. Like that show wife swap or some shit.
 

vro

Well-Known Member
Marriage is a scam now you lose more than half your shit and your kids are goong to be raised by her and grow up to fail. You lost at life match ia stupid hookers are cheap and better theyll do anything and it skips all the dumb talking now you have to pay the ultimate price wow if i was in your shoes id rather be dead
 

budlover13

King Tut
So the other day I was on the web page of my internet provider. I look and see this smokin hot chick and it says look for singles near you. I thought to myself this is fake. Well I had to make an account to access. My instincts were right a bunch old chicks saying they were twenty not one dime at all. I close the page and go on with business. A couple days later my wife orders me some gear on the net. The next day she asks me if I got a confirmation on my order I tell her I haven't checked. I hand her my phone and say check it . I will be right back. I come home and ask about the order she throws the phone and says ask that slut from match . Com named young nympho to check it. Lol I told her the truth she checked it out and told me I was right, but now it still comes up. Any pointers on how to get out of the dog house?
Took my wife 4 years to not flip out from occasionally visiting adult websites. Never tried to hook up though. Now, she's cool.
 

tyler.durden

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You copied me on the escort shit
Im in san diego right now im going to hong kong in tj theyre so cheap out there
I did copy you, thanks for the tip. Mongering is fun, and pretty much the same cost as dating. I won't do it forever, but... maybe I will...
 

vro

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The bay area has the best escorts ever. They import these girls from korea and they house them in upscale apartments in san mateo, foster city, and san jose. They only charge 200 dollars and theyre all veey prime like 20-25 years old with perfect everything. Theyre veey plastic, i was reading korea has the most plastic surgery in the world and id believe ot. These girls are fresh off the boat and brought into the country for sex straight up. I love visiting them
 
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