I got a funny song

clint308

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I found this song , it's abit rude so please don't read on
if you are offended by the word vagina !


I got this old lunch box on the work bench in my shed

Sometimes i get it out just b4 i go ta bed

I had it years ago when i used to be a minor

Now i use it to carry my rubber vagina

O rubber vagina you are an awsome site , you are my salvation when i'm lonely in the night

If women can have dildos and say nothing is finer

Then blokes can have a lunch box with a rubber vagina

Sometimes i like to fondal you when i'm lonely in the night

Sometimes you look so tasty i just take a little bite

On weekends i play cricket and when it's my turn to come bat

The sun is is really hot i can wear you for a hat

Rubber vagina you have so many uses , no matter what i need to do there's no need for excusses

Because you are always ready to look after my peenie

When it's cold out in the bush i'll wear ya for a beanie

Nothing compaires to a lunch box with a rubber vagina

I had this blow up doll but it used to give me asthma

I went white as a ghost , i looked like fuckin casper

Some blokes they get real nervous when they miss out on a root

You see them in their bunks with some leather and a boot

Some days they get stressed out and suffer from angina

When all they need is a lunch box with a rubber vagina

You can use it to calm you down , it's not just a little toy

You can rest it on your staff while you rest and sit and think

Nothing is finer than a rubber vagina !!!!!!!!!:bigjoint:
 

KLITE

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Its a reefer do you want some policeman or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?

[video=youtube;lCOgj9_Rcl4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCOgj9_Rcl4[/video]
 

clint308

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I'll blow this bitch up with heaps of shit from rodney and alike ,
and if ya don't like it , i piss it off (you will hear that later )!
[video=youtube;U705EAx70Cw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;ZJUrXe69LoQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJUrXe69LoQ&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;359BuKhXU7Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=359BuKhXU7Q&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

Steve French

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Along similar lines as the last one

[video=youtube;DGHxnHjoFt4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHxnHjoFt4[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;Ts79d_SIXVw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts79d_SIXVw&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;tEe55NxFSSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;dGDMnzEG17Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGDMnzEG17Q&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 

clint308

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[video=youtube;cqwIxLXg_I4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cqwIxLXg_I4[/video]
 

Steve French

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Kevin Wilson is pretty good, even if I don't understand any of the cultural references.

The only other humourous songs that come to mind at the moment might be just a bit too racist.
 
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