BarnBuster
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may your little one sleep all the way!
I guess this is goodbye
- Thread starter neosapien
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420God
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Nice pics, Neo! Your little one looks so cute in the attire.
kushman420
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late to the game but looks like you had an awsome trip always wanted to go to china and i guess it is true they love americans
neosapien
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What up all! Me and the fam made it home safe and sound. Jetlagged as fuck though. Gonna take a nice long hot shower and then see if I can't get some sleep but wanted first to say hello to you all. I'll try to update the thread in the morning with some pictures and whatnot. Hope you all are well.
PS: Maybe fix the likes now that I'm back, eh?
PS: Maybe fix the likes now that I'm back, eh?
Unclebaldrick
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Welcome back! Did you brings cookies?
neosapien
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Lol, why yes I did sneak a box through customs in the bottom of the baby bag.
neosapien
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Have you ever gone to China, not smoked weed for 5 weeks, then fly on 3 different flights for 18 hours over the course of 25 hours, then sleep 6 hours, wake up and smoke a bowl to the face? Well let me tell you... you get high as fuck. Did that even make sense? I as high as I am, I think it did.
It feels good to be back. I could definitely live there though. One day perhaps.
So what's new? What did I miss?
Some pictures from throughout my time over there.
My wife's city has a river run through the middle. Makes for a cool downtown.
What me and younger brother ran around on. Felt like Che Guevara in The Motor Cycle Diaries. Except I wasn't helping lepers. Just buying shit.
What most of my nights were like
Monkey in a tree
No seriously, be careful feeding the monkeys
Cool boathouse
Countryside in the mountains
It feels good to be back. I could definitely live there though. One day perhaps.
So what's new? What did I miss?
Some pictures from throughout my time over there.
My wife's city has a river run through the middle. Makes for a cool downtown.
What me and younger brother ran around on. Felt like Che Guevara in The Motor Cycle Diaries. Except I wasn't helping lepers. Just buying shit.
What most of my nights were like
Monkey in a tree
No seriously, be careful feeding the monkeys
Cool boathouse
Countryside in the mountains
ClaytonBigsby
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What a wonderful trip, and one most Americans would or could never take! So happy for you. The monkeys are a trip. If they had Chinese Jackass, maybe they would run by there with a bunch of bananas on their backs.
The gloves on the motorcycle reminded me of this
The gloves on the motorcycle reminded me of this
neosapien
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Lol thanks Clayton! Glad to see you around again.What a wonderful trip, and one most Americans would or could never take! So happy for you. The monkeys are a trip. If they had Chinese Jackass, maybe they would run by there with a bunch of bananas on their backs.
The gloves on the motorcycle reminded me of this
The monkeys tried to steal my camera bag and I had to assert my primordial dominance. They'll take your balls if you're not careful. No really.
ClaytonBigsby
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Love you, not clicking it.
Sunbiz1
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dr.gonzo1
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Sup man, nice pictures!
Place I would love to go to. Was really bored one night and ended up watching the karate kid remake. Some of the scenary and buildings looked amazing.
Saying that, bit concerned about the gang problems they seem to have. Groups of 12yr olds roaming the streets pulling bad ass karate moves. Fuck that!
Place I would love to go to. Was really bored one night and ended up watching the karate kid remake. Some of the scenary and buildings looked amazing.
Saying that, bit concerned about the gang problems they seem to have. Groups of 12yr olds roaming the streets pulling bad ass karate moves. Fuck that!
Balke Buds
Member
That is funny right there.
Unclebaldrick
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I was gonna ask when you got baked, but I figured you would tell us. Welcome back Neo. Thanks for the stuff. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you sharing your experiences. Oh, china waz cool too.
tip top toker
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Awesome pics man. Sounds like you had a ball. Is that thar alcohol the whole chinese style buy a bucket of beer for your group and drink from shot/whiskey glasses? One of the few things i remember from my time in china, i don't remember much else, i just lost track of how much i was drinking and got a little pear shaped. really need to try and get the whole dice and cup pub games taken onboard here in the UK, that stuff was great. I did a bit of a sing song in a fancy club (bobby mcferrin don't worry..) and got given 4 leather bound chivas regal cups and dice
although fuck, i just could not handle that green tea and whisky bullcrap. I did my fair share of vomiting.
neosapien
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Thanks man. Yeah I've never drank more than I have in China. Them fuckers drink. That's pretty much how they do it. Buy a couple cases and take lots of toasts and shots. Was pretty fun actually. Made the night go longer. Met alot of people. Or atleast got toasted by alot of people. We went to Karaoke a bunch of times. I sang Beatle's Something one time when I got really wasted. The dice were cool. I could understand that game. They play a bunch of drinking games like paper, rock scissors and some other game that I still don't quite understand. Probably go back every 2 years were hoping.Awesome pics man. Sounds like you had a ball. Is that thar alcohol the whole chinese style buy a bucket of beer for your group and drink from shot/whiskey glasses? One of the few things i remember from my time in china, i don't remember much else, i just lost track of how much i was drinking and got a little pear shaped. really need to try and get the whole dice and cup pub games taken onboard here in the UK, that stuff was great. I did a bit of a sing song in a fancy club (bobby mcferrin don't worry..) and got given 4 leather bound chivas regal cups and dice