"I Hate" list from Professor Matt "Veganics" Rize

Matt Rize

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
I HATE:

-synthetic nutrients/supplements
-butane extract
-synthetic herb
-unflushed herb
-spider mites and every other Cannabis problem
-hydro
-old school haters who can't comprehend that they have been usurped.
"Haha! Your position has been usurped!" nelson muntz
-schwag, beasters, and any other crappy commercial ganja.
-people who grow with money as the priority
-outdoor only growers who give indoor advice, and vice-versa
-McDonalds, Cocacola and the rest of BABYLON
-wangster & gangsters, and other fools who grow
-dudes who wear new hats with stickers on them
-white rappers
-big business
-big gov't
-the media
-fox news (just to make sure)
-Obama, Bush, and the rest of them. Same policy, different label.
-Religious extremism on all sides.
-America's two current wars. About to be three or four.
-The jerk who erased my eff butane thread. EFF BUTANE EXTRACT!
-The girl whose dog killed mine, eff her too.
-Dr. Paul who told me that Cannabis is not an academic pursuit
-Powdery Mildew (deserves it's own, got my grapes this year)
-people who hate things, haters
-corporate america
-commercial food
-how obese americans are
-being tricked into smoking crack (true story)
-censorship
-mainstream...well pretty much anything mainstream or pop
-auto-tune's overuse. damn, when cee-lo did it, it was okay.
-anyone who can post over 35 times a day for years on end...get a life
-Cannabis prohibition

AHHHHH, what did I miss?
 
t@intshredder

t@intshredder

Well-Known Member
Matt Rize said:
I HATE:

-synthetic nutrients/supplements
-butane extract
-synthetic herb
-unflushed herb
-spider mites and every other Cannabis problem
-hydro
-old school haters who can't comprehend that they have been usurped.
"Haha! Your position has been usurped!" nelson muntz
-schwag, beasters, and any other crappy commercial ganja.
-people who grow with money as the priority
-outdoor only growers who give indoor advice, and vice-versa
-McDonalds, Cocacola and the rest of BABYLON
-wangster & gangsters, and other fools who grow
-dudes who wear new hats with stickers on them
-white rappers
-big business
-big gov't
-the media
-fox news (just to make sure)
-Obama, Bush, and the rest of them. Same policy, different label.
-Religious extremism on all sides.
-America's two current wars. About to be three or four.
-The jerk who erased my eff butane thread. EFF BUTANE EXTRACT!
-The girl whose dog killed mine, eff her too.
-Dr. Paul XXXXX who told me that Cannabis is not an academic pursuit
-Powdery Mildew (deserves it's own, got my grapes this year)
-people who hate things, haters
-corporate america
-commercial food
-how obese americans are
-being tricked into smoking crack (true story)
-censorship
-mainstream...well pretty much anything mainstream or pop
-auto-tune's overuse. damn, when cee-lo did it, it was okay.
-Cannabis prohibition

AHHHHH, what did I miss?
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Awww man ...I <3 BABYLON! :-(
 
Matt Rize

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
Johnney Herbz said:
"-people who hate things, haters" Kinda contradicts your whole post. I hate too much shit to list too be honest.
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That is what makes it funny, ala Tosh.O...i'm not original, just toking and talking. lol

And agreed with the second part, for sure. And your post reminds me....

Bad spelling, grammar and syntax. :) just playing with ya, but only kinda. lol
 
HowzerMD

HowzerMD

Well-Known Member
I hate :

Colombian neighbors.
People that eat dogs.
People that chew with their mouth open.
Bok Choy.
Perfume.
Stupid people.
Tweekers.
Foot odor.
Sand in my underwear.
Bee stings.
Bad drivers.
McDonalds.
Overly enthusiastic Christians.
Overly enthusiasitic homosexuals.
Men wearing girl clothes.
When somebody drinks half a beer then gets a new one.
Rapists.
The smell of shit.
Poorly cooked meat.
Bits of pop corn stuck in my gums.
People that ride bikes in the cross walk.
Woman beaters.
Most new music.
Grocery store produce.
Girls that fart around me.
Traffic.
People that don't say please and thank you.
People that say "sorry" too much.
Acetone.
People that try to tame large wild animals expecting a pal.
Seinfeld.
The Toyota FJ Cruiser.
Bulky boxer-briefs.
Cowards.
Fat free milk.
The exuberant cost of cigarettes.
Oprah Winfrey.
 
Matt Rize

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
HowzerMD said:
I hate :
People that chew with their mouth open. YES!
Perfume. YES!
Stupid people. OF COURSE!
Tweekers. HOW CAN YOU NOT?
Foot odor. PUKE!
Sand in my underwear. OR CREVICES!
Bad drivers. RAGE!
McDonalds. AGREED
Overly enthusiastic Christians. YES
Overly enthusiasitic homosexuals. LOL
Rapists. IF YOU DONT...THEN I HATE YOU TOO!
The smell of shit. NUFF SAID
Poorly cooked meat. IMA CHEF, FIRED!
Bits of pop corn stuck in my gums. SHA!
People that ride bikes in the cross walk.
Woman beaters. HATE THEM SO MUCH
Most new music. AGREE
Grocery store produce. AGREE
Girls that fart around me. LOL, I LOVE THEM!
People that don't say please and thank you. WORD
People that say "sorry" too much. ME TOO
The exuberant cost of cigarettes. AHH AMERICA
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Funny list, thanks for contributing, except the racist part, d'oh.
 
IregAt420

IregAt420

Active Member
Lovin this post. You share a lot of the same views on mainstream society as I do. Here's my input:

I Hate:
Everything on Matts list
Justin beeeeber
The e channel
fancy landscaping on bull shit businesses - worried about your lawn when our economy is shit?
anything college related-im in debt over 1g for not "accepting" my loan, when i have shown proof of accepting it.
kardashians
living in arkansas
hot woman that have pebbles as brains
movies that look so damn good, but ultimately suck
that it took me so long to wake up and see the bullshit going on nowadays
ignorance of the helpful uses of mary jane by the public
stereotypes of "stoners"
how materialistic people are
rude people


and just to add, I went to harps today to get a bag of ice. i went in with 2 dollars, it came out to 2.02, so i assumed the old guy would give me a break, but no i had to walk all the way back out there to get two pennies. I used to let people off with like 50c worth at walmart...these big businesses are that fuckin worried about a few pennies??
 
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