I just smoked 12 hours ago and im in so much pain

Bud Frosty

Bud Frosty

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It's a good thing my friend wasn't there.
Any time somebody pulled a whitey or passed out drunk, he would run to his truck and grab his camera. As you laid there he would find a volunteer to operate the camera and then proceed to pull his pants down and lay his NUTSACK on your head while someone tripped the shutter. Capturing that moment and placing it in an album that he also brought to these parties for everyone to laugh at.(he also had an album of himself smoking pot at national monuments all over the country)

When I went to his calling hours a few years ago,(he was electricuted at work) everybody was bummed out. So I went out on a limb and wisecracked kinda loudly about the possibility of him teabagging an electrician at the time of his death. The place went quiet for a second and I thought, ahh f#ck. Then everybody busted up, even his mom, she knew how he was. lol. All his friends started telling stories about him. It was great.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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mrmz88 said:
Ok first i smoked half a gram of some ghetto weed (mids) and towards the end of the joint i had to struggle to finish it (*never* "struggle to finish ghetto weed), after smoking the last bit i litterally collapsed onto the floor (that's what is supposed to happen when you do it right)and the last thing i wanted to do was move even a little. my head and body felt so heavy and i had lost all willpower to hold myself up (Dude, you can't hold yourself up by willpower alone; it takes muscles. Do not try self levitation when you're stoned; nobody's going to believe you - even if it works).

realize that i only smoke maybe 2-3grams every other month

i smoked 2 more bowls (wow, you are a glutton for punishment aren't you) in a small water pipe about 30min later for a total of 1.5grams of ghetto mid weed. then i ate an omlet, bacon, and some blueberry muffins (and some pop tarts, half a box of Cherrios, a bag of cool ranch Doritos, a quart of Hagen Daz Macadamia Nut Brittle, half a bag of Harry & David dark chocolate truffles, some butter pretzels, three Twinkies, and a Snickers bar). that was around 7am today. i fell asleep and its now 7:12pm about 12 hours later and my back hurts, especially around the lower back/kidney area and my head is killing me especialy behind my eyes. (That's because you're constipated from eating all that junk food!)

is this normal? im a total noob to weed. is the heavy collapsing feeling the "couch lock" ppl experience with a strong indica? is body pain normal when smoking this kind or any kind of stuff? (It is when you fall and hit your head)

this stuff was also extremely introspective. i daydreamed so strongly while playing crysis.
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Last night I dreamed that I ate the worlds largest marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone.
 
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mrmz88

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ya i am a noob to weed. i smoked another bowl just now (through water pipe not joint) and it felt alot better than yesterday. well water pipe highs are much smoother and mellower than the "a boulder fell on me" high i get from joints.

but now i have this 2x2 inch and millimeter thick layer of brown keef at the bottom of my grinder. im wondering if i should add it to the last bowl i smoke or save it up some more
 
Hayduke

Hayduke

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naturalhi08 said:
you sound like that cop that stole some green from the evidence locker, baked brownies, thought he overdosed and called 911 for an emergency.
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And asked the 911 operator for the score of the Redwings game to make sure he wasn't hallucinating!
mrmz88 said:
but now i have this 2x2 inch and millimeter thick layer of brown keef at the bottom of my grinder. im wondering if i should add it to the last bowl i smoke or save it up some more
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Oh absolutely add it...all of it...to your bowl...but be prepared for a nap...and probably fibromyalgia....but before all the pain starts...do 3 or 4 beer bongs...then try the levitation!

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northwoodsmoker

northwoodsmoker

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pain doesnt sound normal when getting stoned.. i smoked 2 blunts, a joint, n 3 bowls last night with some friends, i was so fuckin baked it wasnt funny. couldnt even get up to take a piss..lol.. now thats HIGH.. but i have chronic back pain n that shit took the pain right out felt great all night n was able to sleep n wake up without pain..
 
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zeke420

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No pain would not be normal! Why do you think people get their mmj card for pain? It's not because they like the pain and want more of it! It's because it helps with the pain LOL!!
 
nuggetgrower

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mrmz88 said:
ya i am a noob to weed. i smoked another bowl just now (through water pipe not joint) and it felt alot better than yesterday. well water pipe highs are much smoother and mellower than the "a boulder fell on me" high i get from joints.
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Who the fuck calls it a water pipe? That's just what you say at the headshop cuz they get mad if you say bong. bongsmilie haha noobs make me laugh.

And this is a downright hilarious thread. I feel like being friendly and giving some +reps for the people in here being funny.:leaf::peace:
 
potpimp

potpimp

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nuggetgrower said:
Who the fuck calls it a water pipe? That's just what you say at the headshop cuz they get mad if you say bong. bongsmilie haha noobs make me laugh.

And this is a downright hilarious thread. I feel like being friendly and giving some +reps for the people in here being funny.:leaf::peace:
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It's old fuckers like me that used to smoke out of "water pipes" and still call them that sometimes. :) This is one funny thread!
 
HAT TRICK STEVE

HAT TRICK STEVE

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nuggetgrower said:
Who the fuck calls it a water pipe? That's just what you say at the headshop cuz they get mad if you say bong. bongsmilie haha noobs make me laugh.

And this is a downright hilarious thread. I feel like being friendly and giving some +reps for the people in here being funny.:leaf::peace:
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well sport, im 50 and prob. been smokin weed twice as long as you been on this planet, and let me tell you, there is a difference between a water pipe and a bong!
bongs are typically a one hit apparatus, with a wide open kind of "hit" or a fast draw,.. whereas a water pipe is going to have a bowl, usually larger than one hit, a stem and a closed chamber for the water and will give a tighter draw like smoking a regular pipe,... and bongs have carburators water pipes do not
 
Hayduke

Hayduke

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HAT TRICK STEVE said:
well sport, im 50 and prob. been smokin weed twice as long as you been on this planet, and let me tell you, there is a difference between a water pipe and a bong!
bongs are typically a one hit apparatus, with a wide open kind of "hit" or a fast draw,.. whereas a water pipe is going to have a bowl, usually larger than one hit, a stem and a closed chamber for the water and will give a tighter draw like smoking a regular pipe,... and bongs have carburators water pipes do not
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Well Pops, you got 10 years on me...but I respectfully disagree...a little.

A bong is a water pipe, but a water pipe is not necessarily a bong...I think we agree here.

A small water pipe is also likely to have a carb. Since the late 80's early 90's and blown glass, these are usually now called "bubblers"...but I had one of the ones in '83 that had the flip up draw stem and no carb...

A bong does not necessarily have a carb...the good ones have a pull off bowl which does the same thing. The bowls are often large for a large hit or "party bowl" to be passed, though most bong heads prefer a single toke or "one hitter".

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nuggetgrower

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HAT TRICK STEVE said:
well sport, im 50 and prob. been smokin weed twice as long as you been on this planet, and let me tell you, there is a difference between a water pipe and a bong!
bongs are typically a one hit apparatus, with a wide open kind of "hit" or a fast draw,.. whereas a water pipe is going to have a bowl, usually larger than one hit, a stem and a closed chamber for the water and will give a tighter draw like smoking a regular pipe,... and bongs have carburators water pipes do not
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Hayduke said:
Well Pops, you got 10 years on me...but I respectfully disagree...a little.

A bong is a water pipe, but a water pipe is not necessarily a bong...I think we agree here.

A small water pipe is also likely to have a carb. Since the late 80's early 90's and blown glass, these are usually now called "bubblers"...but I had one of the ones in '83 that had the flip up draw stem and no carb...

A bong does not necessarily have a carb...the good ones have a pull off bowl which does the same thing. The bowls are often large for a large hit or "party bowl" to be passed, though most bong heads prefer a single toke or "one hitter".

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tat2d420 said:
Hilarious!!!:clap:
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Damn guys, thanks for the education. The elders have handed down the definitions of bong and water pipe.

I blame my ignorance on being discrete and usually choosing to vaporize. At times I bring a bowl along for portability, roll a blunt with friends, and of course rip a bong at a party. 'yo man, pass the bong!' I owned a bong for a brief stint, but passed it along to a pal.

Now the only times I have heard or used the word water pipe would be in the head shop. I am not a paraphernalia connoisseur by any measure and I better watch my self spouting my witty remarks hadn't I. I didn't know the finer differences, but now I do. Thanks.
 
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Discgolferman

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Wow if the O.P. really had kidney pain, and pain behind the eyes I would check my blood presure make sure you arent hypertensive. No need for a stroke now.
 
lopezri

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Discgolferman said:
Wow if the O.P. really had kidney pain, and pain behind the eyes I would check my blood presure make sure you arent hypertensive. No need for a stroke now.
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I agree. Pot shouldn't cause those types of reaction. Kidneys process a lot of stuff and I haven't been able to find any info regarding how THC is processed in the body ever since I was faced with renal failure and a transplant situation.

If this is your fist time you should never have tried to do so much at once, and then try more afterward. At least go to a pharmacy and get a generic BP cuff reading. If it's even a question as to being abnormal, I'd set up an appt. with a doctor. You won't die from kidney failure immediately but your heavy metals, phosphorous, potassium, calcium will build up over time and cause MAJOR problems.
 
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zeke420

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Thc is processed thru the liver I believe? If I am wrong feel free to correct me. It is possible this person has high blood. I would probably get it checked out. The things that happened are not normal by any means!
 
grape swisha

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nuggetgrower said:
Who the fuck calls it a water pipe? That's just what you say at the headshop cuz they get mad if you say bong. bongsmilie haha noobs make me laugh.

And this is a downright hilarious thread. I feel like being friendly and giving some +reps for the people in here being funny.:leaf::peace:
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there is a difference between a water pipe and a bong. the op must not be the only under-educated smoker. :mrgreen:
 
lopezri

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zeke420 said:
Thc is processed thru the liver I believe? If I am wrong feel free to correct me. It is possible this person has high blood. I would probably get it checked out. The things that happened are not normal by any means!
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If you have found any documentation on the "net" or otherwise regarding how THC is processed, I'd love to read up on it. Please post irl's etc.

As for having been a person w/ hypertension for many years w/o a doctor really evaluating it or even guessing it could be kidney related, I'd definitely get a full renal evaluation. It may seem trivial but the kidneys are delicate and are a life or death situation regarding function.

Internal organs are not something to play with. That is why I am so adamant about trying to compel those that are willing to experiment with prescription drugs to know ALL the facts before doing so. It may not show immediately after taking them, but they can take a toll on internal organs.

I'm not saying it always happens, sometimes things are just a genetic disorder, as in my case, but how many people know they have a genetic disorder like that until they're tested for it?

For all you tweakers, teens, tweens, and experiments out there, please consider the long term effects on synthesized drugs!
 
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