I need some help you guys. im seriously depressed.

I have been out from under my Mom's wing for 43 years and belive me I'm still as tickled today as
I was back then when I first realized the silence I was enjoying was because I didn't have her
around, crawling up my ass over some stupid shit.

iamdonds said:

thanks a lot guys. i think im just gonna get some fake piss and keep smoking till i can afford to dip out.

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So you quit one job and got fired from another due to negligence and you're buying weed? No wonder your mom is so pissed at you. Stop smoking. Get a job. Make it your number one priority. Show your mom that you can be depended on and then once you're in good, buy some weed in celebration. Take care of your shit.

iamdonds said:

thanks a lot guys. i think im just gonna get some fake piss and keep smoking till i can afford to dip out.

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there you go, chin up, MERRY CHRISTMAS it could be worse dude

iamdonds said:

okay, so i live in my mom's house. and she hates weed. but i use weed to medicate myself. i use it to help when she bitches at me for everything.

i use it to sleep and i eat. for some reason she thinks i just smoke to get fucked up. its getting to the point where she is about to kick me out if i fail this drug test but i have nowhere to go!

please help me on what i can do because i legitimately need marijuana to function.

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Based on the thread so far, I don't know if you are 18 and finishing up high school, or 28 and still in college. Or 38 and 'still in college' for that matter.

Without more details, it is difficult for me to determine the harshness of my response.

Under any circumstances, the answer is the same: You should stop smoking while you live with your Mother. It's disrespectful otherwise.

However, I do not think you are 'depressed.'

You are bummed out because your Mom disapproves of you using cannabis in her home, and has given you an ultimatum.

It is possible that you self-diagnosed yourself as medical to justify wanting to get fucked up?

I want too add to my post of the video. Mom ain't gonna be receptive if you have not been diagnosed with depression from a qualified physician. I agree with most if not all of the other posters. It is her house and you must respect her wishes. Get a job, finish school, move out then party like it's 2099. For obvious reasons I cannot quote the original song. Good Luck!

iamdonds said:

thanks a lot guys. i think im just gonna get some fake piss and keep smoking till i can afford to dip out.

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There's a plan :thumbsup:

bkbbudz said:

I want too add to my post of the video. Mom ain't gonna be receptive if you have not been diagnosed with depression from a qualified physician. I agree with most if not all of the other posters. It is her house and you must respect her wishes. Get a job, finish school, move out then party like it's 2099. For obvious reasons I cannot quote the original song. Good Luck!

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We were partying like it was 1999 in 1982 when Prince released that album.

I see no reason why Junior can't party like it's 1999 when he liberates himself.

"I'm depressed because my mom won't let me smoke weed"...

FAIL

iamdonds said:

thanks a lot guys. i think im just gonna get some fake piss and keep smoking till i can afford to dip out.

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Well fuck...I sure am glad we solved that. Serious depression-no more!

iamdonds said:

i had 2 jobs but i quit one caues i never got any hours and the other job just fired me a week ago for missing 1 day.

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one job didn't give you hrs so you quit , the other wanted to give you hrs and you didn't show up , why ask us just do what the fuck you want looks like its working out pretty good for you so far

dont let mom find out u smoke pot, that or find a good friend to stay with. Luckly both my parents blaze herb so its never really been an issue, sux to be u dude

This may sound a little out the ordinary........Start dressing as a woman.
Let your Mum find you getting ready to go out dresseds as a woman,,,,,she will freak!!!!!!!
Dont go out,go to your room and rest.
Next morning tell your mum your sorry and that you wont do it again,,its just without a little weed.....
Before you know it your Mum will be buying you weed and life will be sweet....
Get Mum to mix it up and put it in your pancake mix for breakfast.Brekkie in bed,Mum sweet with weed,,,sorted.............B

i got bad giggles

iamdonds said:

naw its not like i just sit around and don't do shit. i work, or did. i go to school (but im on break, about to graduate). its just i use weed to feel normal. there is alot of personal shit that goes on to make me get to the point where i just cant take being alive with her and smoking, of course, makes all that go away. she would prefer me to take these medicines (and i fucking hate medicine. anything artificial like that i hate) and i jsut want to smoke. idk, im not bitching or trying to sound weak im just looking for some help because im in a slump right now.

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go beg your former boss for your job back and tell a sad story of some sort first though actually ask to talk to him somewhere private, it makes it look better when you start crying as it makes it look like you are telling him something you dont want others to know about and how upset you are about it. who is doing the drug test and how sensitive is the test? different places can be easier to fool than others. use money from your first check to buy a piss cleaner or something like that. dont let your mom know your smoking, tell her you stopped. if you get caught say it was a momentary relapse and you were doing so well previously and your doing your best. say your disappointed in yourself.

This mothers day was amazing... I was going to cook mum dinner but while in the shower I remember her being way into my first mush trip and she seemed interested/up for a trip. (I had shared with her the story of tripping/shrooming balls)

No.hesitation when I asked her. Instant yest/that sounds like fun.

We ventured to the beautiful Santa Monica mountains and had some mush tea. As we were coming up! I "came out" to her about being part of a mmj collective and how we help people with mmj.etc.

Once she knew why I love the mmj.what it can do she had zero qualms about mmj. She loved our mother/son trip and has mentioned she would like to do it again. I might make a tradition of it...

Some people still belLIEve the bs/lie. Show them the truth/light.

If they can't understand.move

,quit smokin for a while,get a job,and get your own place......peace out mom!