I need to poop!

lostNug

Well-Known Member
Yeah well im stuck in traffic so don't feel like poopin out the window today. Last time ii tried that my ass got wind burned!

And a little bit of nose candy wont hurt either. (I don't do that shit but if ur real constipated it works wonders)

And I do smoke cigs so it sure doesn't helpp sitting in the car. Fuck menthols tho, shits nasty unless ur black or azn (no offense, im not racist)
 

ganjames

Well-Known Member
down a cup of coffee, shove a suppository up your rectum, and then smoke a menthol while you're waiting for the suppository to kick in.

you'll shit out everything, including your intestines.
 

fireproof

Active Member
I took a shit before I jumped in the shower, it was of nice consistency and I felt good about it. Then, 10 minutes after I got out of the shower, I felt the need to shit again. I'm not looking forward to this next shit, because usually when this happens it means the second shit is going to be, well, less than a nice consistency. I've actually been putting it off for a half-hour or so now. Then I came across this thread. I think it's time. Thanks for the reminder.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Lol cigarettes make everyone want to poop. Hey, how are on RIU whilst driving? Stop off and use a restaurant/public restroom.

Right, traffic... If you're not on the freeway, turn off and do the above cheesecake x
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I took a shit before I jumped in the shower, it was of nice consistency and I felt good about it. Then, 10 minutes after I got out of the shower, I felt the need to shit again. I'm not looking forward to this next shit, because usually when this happens it means the second shit is going to be, well, less than a nice consistency. I've actually been putting it off for a half-hour or so now. Then I came across this thread. I think it's time. Thanks for the reminder.
So true, so true about Number Two #2.
Keep that spare roll handy. cn
 

lostNug

Well-Known Member
Hahaha the traffic was literally dead stop that's why I was able to on my phone. Now im waitin at the doc office.

Debating if I wanna use the docs bathroom or wait till I get home. It kinda went away now since I've been holding it..

Never thought this thread would actually keep going. Haha

Fireproof: that's hilarious.
 

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

Well-Known Member
Hahaha the traffic was literally dead stop that's why I was able to on my phone. Now im waitin at the doc office.

Debating if I wanna use the docs bathroom or wait till I get home. It kinda went away now since I've been holding it..

Never thought this thread would actually keep going. Haha

Fireproof: that's hilarious.
Shit man,,,Your at the doc's office?,,,,See if he will hook you up with a Fecal examination,,,??? You legit.,,,or just shit whereever there is a bathroom or not,,,I dropped turd's in nature before,,,and concrete,,,shit don't matter anyway,,,lol.
 

blazinkill504

Well-Known Member
I took a shit before I jumped in the shower, it was of nice consistency and I felt good about it. Then, 10 minutes after I got out of the shower, I felt the need to shit again. I'm not looking forward to this next shit, because usually when this happens it means the second shit is going to be, well, less than a nice consistency. I've actually been putting it off for a half-hour or so now. Then I came across this thread. I think it's time. Thanks for the reminder.
atleast you gave the steam a chance to leave before takin the second one. that woulda been hell

and canna that literally made me laugh out loud when i read your post hahahahaha
 

lostNug

Well-Known Member
Hahaha yeah I should get my poop examined. Maybe he can tell me if I got a nutrient def, ph and ppm of it haha

have u guys seen the movie out cold?

Where they gotta take te drug test and the last stoner dude hands the doc a cup with a big turd in it?

Hahhaahha best movie ever
 

lostNug

Well-Known Member
Hahaha don't worry I wear depends so im accident free. Well atleast to everyone else around me

No hurricane in socal. I was jk. We never get hurricanes over here.
 
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