I Once.

i once did had my penis tattooed and scrotum pierced. the next day i realized that i had gotten drunk the night before and decided to have "suck me" tattooed upon my member.....
i once had to get a cover up tattoo upon my penis because i was drunk when i initally decided to have my penis tattooed.
then i once decided i wasnt going to get that drunk again. and to this day i still havent. ( I learn my lesson the first time thank you lol)

pandabear said:

I once heard that Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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I wouldnt doubt it for a second that guy is a fucking animal

kochab said:

i once did had my penis tattooed and scrotum pierced. the next day i realized that i had gotten drunk the night before and decided to have "suck me" tattooed upon my member.....
i once had to get a cover up tattoo upon my penis because i was drunk when i initally decided to have my penis tattooed.
then i once decided i wasnt going to get that drunk again. and to this day i still havent. ( I learn my lesson the first time thank you lol)

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I once laughed at you

I once road my bike into a big hole in a field (I was like 10), and slide VERY quickly up the crossbar into the handlebars, for sure thinking I was never gonna ever be able to have kids! I was wrong, but at the time I didn't really think about much elzse than is there anything in the world that hurts more than that?

I was once masturbating in 7th grade while the class was watching a movie and I did not have any place to wipe my hand and to run to the restroom to wipe my hands off...from that point on, my friends called me "GOO"

i once got booed of stage by bob saget. he told me that unless i was willing to suck cock for my "drug" it wasn't an addiction.

i once got shunned for wanting cocaine.

i once hung out with a garden gnome.

Kant said:

i once got booed of stage by bob saget. he told me that unless i was willing to suck cock for my "drug" it wasn't an addiction.

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wtf friend?

I once smoked some weed laced with meth (it was totally unknownst to me) and I almost died.

I once went to an important executive management meeting - but decided that a little pick me up was in order - took a cigarette, and drawed up some blow into it and smoked it. Well, went into the meeting, sat sdown with my cup of coffee promptly started having heart palpitations, excused myself for not feeling well, and went and passed out on a park bench....hey man, how many brains cells did it require to caluculate that fuck up eh?!

i once picked up a bag of some good lookin but bad tastin nugs.. i think they are a bit pre mature, the taste is tough. buds look a lil pre mature

i once sold an ounce and a half of some quick dried sensimilla/nugget to a friend for $180 because i know how much he needs the profit return from the pot. He is paying for his moms kemo sessions. when he came over he told me that he wanted an ounce and a half of bud, He needed some kine to sell because all there is around here is commercial schwag for $110 an ounce (why is came out of retirement from growing when i moved here from atlanta ga). I knew he was selling it for his mom so i cut him the stuff out and told him it was $180. he almost shit his pants, and while paying me i didnt think he would get his wallet out without tearing off his back pocket.
i didnt tell him why i did it and he wasnt about to ask questions.
bag seed with heavy crystals goes for $50 an eighth of an ounce or $15 a gram here. this was hash plant.....
im glad i could help. yeah im high and im happy. growing to do nice things for ppl feels nice

I once went on holiday to Turkey with my brother. We stayed in an all inclusive 5 star hotel, was pretty kewl but there were loads of big fookin russian soldiers there on hols with thier wives. One night I got a couple of bottles of wine from the bar and proceeded to get pissed outside my brother left for our room and told me he would put a card in the door latch so it wouldn't lock.

Couple of hours later I woke up on the sunbed about 4:30 or so in the morning, place is deserted. I am very pissed I take the elevator shove the door hard and walk into the room then the bathroom and start to have a piss.

I look around and think hmm things don't look right, hmmm that doesn't look like my tootbrush and did like a retake, wrong room, wrong bathroom. Had I not been already pissing I would have pissed myself. All I could think of was some Russian fucking soldier waiting for me outside with a fucking bat.

I remember thinking should I try and stealth it out but in the end I ran like fuck - I was on the 4th floor not the fifth...

Sometimes I can be a tosser, my brother found it very funny ....

once some guy shoved me up against my car and called me a fuckface. i beat him for 5 minutes straight. later when the guy was washing the blood off himself in the gas station bathroom my friend who had heard about the fight confronted him. he ran at my friend and tried to choke him. my friend gave him a 3 pack and knocked him down into the corner of the bathroom. later the man was heard saying "i got fucked up twice tonight, it is just not my night." yoda would say liquor should you lay off because out fuck the knocked got you young jedi.

i once tried to take on fdd's throng of fanatics with my swarm of bats. 000420's cult members joined fdd's mob and i lost

ScarletteSky said:

I once smoked some weed laced with meth (it was totally unknownst to me) and I almost died.

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I once took a few hits of meth from a gaggler and by the end of the night almost my whole goatee had been plucked out.

i once bought my friends a really nice bong. they broke it within a week.

I once....dismantled an entire farm tractor because I could figure out why it wouldn't start....but forgot to check to make sure there wasn't sufficient fuel....wait....why am I admitting this....

i once gave birth in my living room, in a pool of water. I watched my baby float around in the water before i brought him to my chest and watched him breathe the very first breath of his life.

also, i once spent 45 min on a floor in a closet with a magnifying glass and penlight trying to figure out if my mj plant was growing balls.