I spread my legs so my pants don't fall down.

did we touch?

my palm was down.....

I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!


hahhahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

"This is all part of a smear campaign by the liberal media and the Idaho Statesman newspaper in particular," said Craig. "Do I look gay to you?" he continued. "Bi-curious?... Maybe. However, I do possess 'gay-dar' and it allows me to spot gay people. For this reason I can tell you that when I look in the mirror I do not see a homosexual."



I'm not gay (...but my boyfriend is!)" - Sen. Larry 'Teabag' Craig


tooooo damn funny!!!!!!!!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

he's withdrawing his guilty plea. whatever.