I woke up smoked my pipe and became dumb as shit.

I went to my cupboard,
because I'm HUNGRY,
and want BREAKFAST.
I looked at my bread,
and I was like,
what the fuck,
they don't even make sliced bread anymore,
in my cupboard in a bag,
there's this loaf of unsliced bread,
and I was actually kind of pissed,
It's like,
well cutting it cost too much so we stopped,
sorry the economy is dropping.
Then I read the side and it's Stuffing Bread,
I'm stupid as fuck hahahaha.

Its not the pipe that made you stoopid

Bingo>>>>>>>

oh yeah, cause I forgot I'm mentally retarded.
I'm stupid as fuck,
I might aswell typ lk dis n c if ppl cn redz it.
dick.

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hahahahahahahahahaha
sounds like blackflag.
Thanks for that fdd.

Bingo again>>>>>>>>>ha

hahahahha.
well what the fuck would you think if you found a loaf of unsliced bread.
I didn't even know you could buy it hahahahaha.

I'd probably slice it?

HAAAAHAAAAAAA>>>>>>>>>>> That would solve the whole problem I bet...........

it's for the turkey actually hahaha
I've just never seen wonderbread unsliced.