If you go to a nursery and ask for soil and they ask what plant. What could you say?

If I need some soil or other products for my plant and I go to a nursery and tell them what I needed or what they thought I needed. And they ask what kind of plant am I trying to grow. What kind of plant could I tell them instead of saying marijuana?

Tomatoes are the closest thing.

look them straight in the eye and say "dope dude". then giggle.

tomatoes, they have a veg and flower cycle and tend to like the same levels of nuets.