If you only had 2-5 minutes before the cops came.....

How would you get rid of 50 small plants so it would reduce your sentence?

1. grind it all so they do it by weight
2. burn it and not care about the closet
3. pour some chemical that breaks down the thc so it would only be hemp plants
4. punch the officer and get an hour for everything.

I bet i could eat 50 small plants in 5min

The dumpster in the aprtment complex, hope it is 5 min before they see where i've been. once it's in the trash it could be one of 500 units in here officer. I just like to tan in that room. Why am I so white, a a a oh i bougt a grow light and i need a tan light da opps.

yell they'll buy it right.

Throw it all in my compost pile and let them figure it out.

But those jackbooted peckerwoods would NEVER get inside my house without a warrant unless they want to break the door down.

DO NOT CONSENT!

Johnnyorganic said:

But those jackbooted peckerwoods would NEVER get inside my house without a warrant unless they want to break the door down.

DO NOT CONSENT!

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dido you can't say more even though the sight said "dido" was to short so I typed more than "dido".

garbage disposal

Top 44 said:

garbage disposal

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Good plan, although it would be the most painfull sink cleaning you have ever had.

i rather be legal and not have to worry when i sleep your not scarface lol relax its not worth doing time for a plant or any other reason for that matter

" if you cant do the time dont do the crime "

it would not be easy to get rid of all that in lil time and when you are growing no one should no the more people that know for each person its like 10% of you geting caught or jacked
ex: 5 people = 50% no one needs to know

What, you don't claymore your doors like the rest of us?

Well 2-5 minutes seems like plenty enough time to roll a 14gram blunt and really enjoy the fucker, cuz its gonna be a while before I smoke that sweetness again.

Fuzzotany said:

What, you don't claymore your doors like the rest of us?

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no that's done already. I just filp the timer on the way out and boom in 5 minutes it's all gone.

RandyRocket said:

no that's done already. I just filp the timer on the way out and boom in 5 minutes it's all gone.

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I am sooooo going to buy the best garbage disposal $10.65 can buy.

Fuzzotany said:

What, you don't claymore your doors like the rest of us?

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lol i was gonna say same thing. its nice to see other people with the same ideas though.

u could also just chop em all down grind em up and flush down toilet. or burn them all fast.

everything4less2003 said:

I am sooooo going to buy the best garbage disposal $10.65 can buy.

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Ahhh i might be spoiling myself with that idea....

everything4less2003 said:

Ahhh i might be spoiling myself with that idea....

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isnt there some kind of chemical compound that could just vaporize the plant?

i mean if acid could go through metal, i figure there is something in between where it does not melt the floor and kill all the ppl below me.

what about have a metal trash can, some gasoline, and a lighter. u do the math---bam

RandyRocket said:

dido you can't say more even though the sight said "dido" was to short so I typed more than "dido".

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and got deported back to KENYAAAA!

Attention....this is the police...we will be there in about 2 - 5 minutes... thank you.

out.

CrackerJax said:

Attention....this is the police...we will be there in about 2 - 5 minutes... thank you.

out.

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are you really coming? search my IP address and bam im screwed

I would get my bong out. if i hav to deal with the cops i wana b as red eyed as possible.mmm bacon