Im Drunk!

ControlledEnviorment

ControlledEnviorment

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so today after work i went home and got some bud from my house and went abck to work (I work at a bar and grill) I had a few beers and this girl i am kinda intrested in that works with me ask me if im staying long enough to havea drink with her i say of course. So we have a few drinks and get to talking, then she ask me if i can follow her home because shes pretty drunk i say ok, so we get back to her house smoke a nice blunt of home grown PPP that i just harvested with some bubble hash in it. We talk more, we have another mixed drink and then all of a sudden she says i gotta leave cuz she gotta work in the morning and she has a head ache. Did i do something wrong? or did she legit not feel good and had to wake up in 6 hours or less and just needed to go to bed. Im sure im over thinkin it but im kinda drunk just looking for some more input.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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I think the relationship is moving quite along. You moved past the getting to know you stage and the awkward first time sex encounter. Now you're in the normal relationship zone. Where you want sex and she has a headache. Congratulations! You're a couple. :p
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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When I smoke and drink I get horrible spins. She's probably too weak to handle what you smoked her out with. Most likely she had that paranoid trippy feeling where you just want to go to sleep. If she asked you to have a drink with her while she was sober, then you have her hooked. :).
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Or....maybe she is a drinker, and smoked to humour you, and as others have said, it just didn't mix well with her.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Josh3235 said:
Lol, thats hella fucked up. She probably wasn't feeling well and just needed to go to bed.
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I'm just funning...she obviously asked you to follow her home because she wanted you to deposit some semen inside one of her various orifaces, but the smoke killed her ability to remain cognitive.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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not sure it was the smoke, they had another drink after that. i'm thinking it was the combo.

or maybe her booty call was coming over in a few minutes.
 
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berkman858

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Metasynth said:
Or she didn't like the way you smelled sitting up close and personal.
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Yeah, she probably smelt his oniony bag and was like, there is no way I am putting that thing in my mouth. Wash your sack dude, then she will lick it. It feels nice when they lick the bag. BLBBLBLBBLBLBLBBLBBLBLB,thats the sound I hear.
 
ControlledEnviorment

ControlledEnviorment

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haha well at hte bar she told me i smelled good and asked me what i was wearing i said thats just my B.O. and she said she liked it. But i think your right i think the hash blunt caught up with her , she did drink more than me at he bar too so she was toe up. Better luck next time i guess, thanks for the input guys!
 
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berkman858

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ControlledEnviorment said:
haha well at hte bar she told me i smelled good and asked me what i was wearing i said thats just my B.O. and she said she liked it. But i think your right i think the hash blunt caught up with her , she did drink more than me at he bar too so she was toe up. Better luck next time i guess, thanks for the input guys!
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Ahhh I guess I was wrong then, some chicks like the oniony bag thing, some don't. Next time don't try to impress her with your fantastic growing skills and just impress her with your fantastic vagina licking skills.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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posting here :)

i have no idea who anonymous are or how they do things. i can tell you one thing though we raised a few vinos that day and will be there on the 5th November without fail. some of us are quite old so if we don't single mingle forgive us.

this is how we're doing it. slighty different. when convenient we pass the same tablet the same mobile so which ever mrfrance is active the exact same elaborate mambo jumbo is seen.
 
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pizzapuffer

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ControlledEnviorment said:
so today after work i went home and got some bud from my house and went abck to work (I work at a bar and grill) I had a few beers and this girl i am kinda intrested in that works with me ask me if im staying long enough to havea drink with her i say of course. So we have a few drinks and get to talking, then she ask me if i can follow her home because shes pretty drunk i say ok, so we get back to her house smoke a nice blunt of home grown PPP that i just harvested with some bubble hash in it. We talk more, we have another mixed drink and then all of a sudden she says i gotta leave cuz she gotta work in the morning and she has a head ache. Did i do something wrong? or did she legit not feel good and had to wake up in 6 hours or less and just needed to go to bed. Im sure im over thinkin it but im kinda drunk just looking for some more input.
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you should have said you were feeling too drunk and/or high and want to know if it's ok to spend the night for a few hours so you can sober up. not cool to drive intoxicated bro. use drugs responsibly. good excuse to stay with the chick. she probably was really tired. working on less than 6 hours of sleep can really suck on a bad day. actually what am i thinking you should have told her to spend the night if she felt too drunk to drive. just have her sleep on the couch. it's probably gonna take more than a few nights of hanging out to get sex unless shes one of those real slutty girls which are usually nothing but trouble.
 
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