not to be mean but you sound kind of young. but i grew pot when i was a teen so i will help. ha! my first attempt was in the woods. it didnt work. with the amount of traffic to and from. wild life, pests, soil conditions. but considering you options it is your only bet. in your closet in your bedroom you can set up a card board box and use duct tape. get a couple CFL's (the tube kind not spiral, for less heat) doesnt have to be big just brite. and blueish or "cool" rig it up with a couple cpu fans. if you plan on having you plant survive this is what you need to do. buy some super thrive or B1 and a bag of general potting soil with perlite. (if you dont know what any of this stuff is google the word) a 2.5 or 3 gallon wait im sorry umm 11.34 litre J/K. mix a drop or two (no more) to a cup of water then use a spoon and put a table spoon of you mix on you napkin. no more water, you dont want it to be flooded, just saturated. once you see it crack open and a root head coming out (remember to wash your hands!) drop the seed into you potted soil 1/4 to 1/2 inch down. do this for each seed( two pots). one should be a female! hopefully. just confuse them by telling them they are female, at worst you'll get to gay male plants lol, ok im high sorry. throw them in your rigged up box and wait for them to pop up. keep the temp of the soil above 65 degrees F. they should take less then a week. be patient. grow some peas at the same time in a keg cup and if you feel the need to check on your seedlings. do it with the peas. they grow at the same rate damn near. use distilled water or rain water or RO water. when you see a seedling pop up, dont over water it. most common mistake. let the soil dry slightly before watering again. during the time your plant is in your closet (or other like place) it will be growing bushy. take this time to prep your spot in the woods or field. you want to make sure there is adiquete sunlight and good soil. spend some time there every so often to see what the traffic is like. in 6 weeks your plant should be big enough to go outside. take them both at the same time to your prepared patch and put them down, give them a good watering with your superthrive. which you should have been using all along! put up chicken wire around them each so animals cant get to it. dont go back for a week! when you do. take a back pack with a couple gallons of water in them (milk jug type) premixed at your house of course. dont walk straight to your plants. walk around them just close enough to see them. walk all around in a full circle. if someone is there and ? you. you are on a hike and the water is for you to drink. poke a hole in the bottem of the jugs (one small hole for each) and dont go back for 2 weeks! this is important. when you do go back follow the same procedure as above and take a different path in to your patch to avoid trail making. follow these steps and nature will take care of the rest. dont tell anyone. dont admit to anything, and most importantly dont get caught! if you have a problen doing any of the above then dont try to grow. keep paying your bull shit prices and be happy you can smoke. if it is that big of a deal then stop. use superthrive in moderation. it is very powerful stuff as you can tell by the smell. i have used it my hole growing lcareer.
