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HoLE

HoLE

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ok,,got a deck of cards,,,,I'll wait,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,separate cards till you have all suits 10 jack queen king ace,,,line them up solitaire style from ace down,,you should have 4 rows of all spades ace down to 10 all hearts ace down to 10 all clubs all diamonds,,now keeping them in order slide each row into a single card pile then pile them on one another so you have one pile that you put face down ,,okay time to cut the deck(no knife needed),,cut the deck 10 times anywhere you want,,I'll wait,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,okay,pick up the pile of cards and start placing them out face down into 5 new piles,,,,,12345,repeat 12345,repeat 12345,,etc etc,, till cards are gone,,you should now have 5 piles,,ok,,flip em over :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 
HARDBODYyadig

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Hopefully you like snowboarding/skiing as much as I do! :mrgreen:

I used to work at Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort in Mammoth Lakes, CA. I was a lift operator at the resort and worked at just about every lift they have there. One of my favorites though was the infamous "Chair 23." It covered 1,121 ft in 6 minutes and once you got to the top it was simply breathtaking. You could see for MILES in all directions! The chair would have to be shut down some days because the wind at the top would get upwards of 60 MPH! Small boulders would get blown around lol! They build a special custom tinted glass enclosure for an exit ramp at the top for safety reasons because it was so windy. The runs off of chair 23 were all amazing. No words can describe it :). The pictures dont even compare to what it looks and feels like when your actually there. If you and the wife enjoy skiing/boarding and need to take a vacation this is where you need to go. Bottom line.

"Special chairlifts hold memories specific to time and place. Chair 23's style and terrain are memory engraving. A physical song of songs, a work of art."

Heres a look at the special on chair 23 covered by the ski channel.(Vid)
Mammoth's "Chair 23" Top 10 chairlifts in the US.





Thanks for readin' fdd! Im prayin for that glass! kiss-ass
 
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fdd2blk said:
very interesting. i got dizzy watching the video. thank you for the links. i hate the cold though. :wink:
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Haha definitely understandable man. Well since there isnt a limit on the amount of entries ill give it a go again. This time on more of a smokers level :joint:. Check out this thread of home made smoking devices. Me and my roommate at the time came up with a 5' tall device made up of 2 liter bottles pink duct tape, pink decorative yarn for knitting scarfs and a 5 gallon culligan water container. Dont have any pics cuz it doesnt exist anymore but i made a nice pic in paint for ya hehe


heres a link to me talking about it back then on RIU
 
HoLE

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HoLE said:
I grew these in a cold garage in november december january and february in Canada ,,eh!
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aww cmon,,,I grew these buds in that cold ass garage,,ok ok,,,you didn't like my card trick,,but I got one coming that will make you beg to give me some glass,,,I'll get it on over the weekend:bigjoint:


Edit:BTW,,,did the card trick work out for ya
 

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fdd2blk

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HoLE said:
aww cmon,,,I grew these buds in that cold ass garage,,ok ok,,,you didn't like my card trick,,but I got one coming that will make you beg to give me some glass,,,I'll get it on over the weekend:bigjoint:
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you'll get yours when you come and get it. :mrgreen:bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
 
woodsmantoker

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Humor tickle your fancy?
I am a master carver and make my works from fossilized tusks; from mammoths that I dig up in a bluff about 20 miles from my home in the bush of Alaska on the coast of the Bering Sea. If you dont like the laughs, I would trade you a piece. I would bet mine is harder to come by ;)

Photos? yes I do, simply ask.


Marijuana filled firewood in Alaska
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
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'Hello , is this the P.D Office?'
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'Yes. What can I do for you?'
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'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor , Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
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marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
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logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
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'Thank you very much for the call , sir.'
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The next day , the P.D. descend on Virgil's house. They search the
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steam bath where the firewood is kept. Using axes , they bust open every
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piece of wood , but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
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Shortly , the phone rings at Virgil's house.
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'Hey , Virgil! This here's Floyd... .Did the Cops come?'
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'Yeah!'
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'Did they chop your firewood?'
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'Yep!'
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'Happy Birthday , buddy!'

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Alaskans Git Er Done!
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woodsmantoker said:
Humor tickle your fancy?
I am a master carver and make my works from fossolised tusk from mammoths that I did up in a bluff about 20 miles from my home in the Bush of Alaska on the coast of the bering sea. If you dont like the laughs, I would trade you a peice. I would bet mine is harder to come by ;)

Photos? yes I do, simply ask.


Marijuana filled firewood in Alaska
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
​
'Hello , is this the P.D Office?'
​
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
​
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor , Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
​
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
​
logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
​
'Thank you very much for the call , sir.'
​
The next day , the P.D. descend on Virgil's house. They search the
​
steam bath where the firewood is kept. Using axes , they bust open every
​
piece of wood , but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
​
Shortly , the phone rings at Virgil's house.
​
'Hey , Virgil! This here's Floyd... .Did the Cops come?'
​
'Yeah!'
​
'Did they chop your firewood?'
​
'Yep!'
​
'Happy Birthday , buddy!'

​
Alaskans Git Er Done!
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post those pictures. lol :bigjoint:
 
ieatglue88

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resinraider said:
if i had a peice from fdd himself,
ide praise it and keep it up high on my shelf.

ide bring it down often and fill it with weed,
ide nvr polute it with a stem or a seed.

ide clean it real good after every use,
ide make sure that baby recieves no abuse.

ide treat her like gold and keep her real shiney,
i just hope that the piece aint a lil too tiny.

cuz i rip a big lung when i hit off my shit,
so i need a big bowl so my doseage will fit.

it'de be such an honour to have such a gift,
each time i use it my spirits would lift.

not from the weed smoke but the 1 simple fact,
it was giving to me from "faded to black".

what will it take to get a pipe from this mod?
if this poem doesnt help me im gonna beg god.

to alter ur thoughts and send me a bowl,
cuz i really need 1 and that is my goal.

to get a free peice cuz $ is tight,
xmas killed my bank now my pockets r light.

ide be the envy of many including my friends,
ide fill it all day, my sessions wont end.

so i hope that my poem has made an
impress,
PM me FDD, so i can send my address...

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wow not that we are voting but I vote for this one ... the guy made a whole poem specifically for this thread not like he used something he made before but a complete original poem all for this ... thats impressive
 
woodsmantoker

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Please excuse me while I recover photos. Another web site where I post my photos and thus copy and paste else where, is down.

In the mean time....Try not to be impressed by this fact.
Most Unique Pipe, whats yours?
I am a carver and create most of my own from Ivory, Jade, rare petrafied woods, etc.

However I have one pipe made from an "Usik" (Oo-sick). What is an Usik you ask.

Some male species hold a greater need for "strength" if you will. Such as the Walrus
In the shaft of the walrus penis is a genuine "boner". However this "bone" is Ivory. For generations native people have used this for cerimonial, medical, and spiritual activities. I however thought it would be hilarious to watch someone face when they were told they have just smoked from the cock of a walrus. And it is!!!


BELIEVE IT!

The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-Fay85_5>[2]</SUP>
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
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woodsmantoker

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Better yet:

Ill tell ya what fdd. For the sake of sharing art, how about you give me an idea for something you would like to see carved into a peice. Tell me what material you would like it done in. Ivory, Antler, Woods, etc.

Ill do a peice for you and post photos of it. If you like it, its yours.

PS> please do not contact me regarding sales for I will ignore you! thanks!
 
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fdd2blk

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woodsmantoker said:
Better yet:

Ill tell ya what fdd. For the sake of sharing art, how about you give me an idea for something you would like to see carved into a peice. Tell me what material you would like it done in. Ivory, Antler, Woods, etc.

Ill do a peice for you and post photos of it. If you like it, its yours.

PS> please do not contact me regarding sales for I will ignore you! thanks!
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how about this happy little seal, carved into something that doesn't involve killing an animal. my wife gets emotional. :bigjoint:

we can do a trade. :cool:


 
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