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PANGcake

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Here's a short limerick. A limerick is supposed to be humorous and a bit "dirrty" and follows a stict rhyme scheme, AABBA.

A man in China,
met an Asian vagina.
They had sexual affairs
on the emporers stairs
and she got ache in her hyna.

//CaL
 
Alien Train Wreck

Alien Train Wreck

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Get high,get drunk get messed up,
grab the reefer, smoke some up,
hit the bong and pass it right,
we could do this stuff all night,
everynight and everyday
all the time yeah I stay blazed,
yeah I'm high try to bring me down,
your shit outta luck cause this is my town.
 
speedyseedz

speedyseedz

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Alien Train Wreck said:
Get high,get drunk get messed up,
grab the reefer, smoke some up,
hit the bong and pass it right,
we could do this stuff all night,
everynight and everyday
all the time yeah I stay blazed,
yeah I'm high try to bring me down,
your shit outta luck cause this is my town.
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I gotta say when i've got a frown
I smoke me a bowl and start acting the clown
See this stuff helps me out
when i feel i need to shout
it lets out all the anger
when everyone else are wankers
I'll keep on doing this till the day I die
Just so it stops me from making someone else cry.
 
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Prot3us1

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Hey FDD,
My fiancee took this at our last camping trip with her digital camera, she was showing a camping buddy how the panorama mode worked and it turned out to be the best pic the whole trip!

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And if you are more into a "funny" mood, we saw this truck on the way home, I dunno if you have septic tanks over there but google it if not :P, good to see hes got a light attitude about his job! He had funny things written all over his truck. #1 turd herder on the bumper haha.

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Prot
 
madcatter

madcatter

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Folks... forget the freebies... after staring at his work I broke down and popped fora couple of pieces,,,,, All I can say is wow and double wow.... my pipe rips awesome and I can't stop staring at the other pieces.... The cleaning tool is amazing and my bong slide kinda looks like Jabba the Hut . His eyes are wicked.....

My only dilemna? What next to add to my collection.... a small size bong.... hmmm
 
shepj

shepj

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ImTheFireMan said:
just keep the windows open to let that sunshine in.
you need that vitamin s or vitamin k or whatever vitamin it is the sun puts off to keep you from getting depressed.
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Vitamin D (ergocalciferol and cholecalciferol), the active form of it in the body is called calcitriol.

:-)
 
tigerblowztreez

tigerblowztreez

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ImTheFireMan said:
thats not that bad bro. you'll be fine.

at least they only cut you on one side.

just keep the windows open to let that sunshine in.
you need that vitamin s or vitamin k or whatever vitamin it is the sun puts off to keep you from getting depressed.
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oh fer sho. this happened in september haha. i'm up and walking now. weed and xbox live got me thru it.
 
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