Is it Really worth having A BF/GF?

UncleBuck

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yeah untill you end up with the choice of being arrested or being taken to the hospital for a pysch eval over your oppinion about a plant. i think i'll stick to saying no.
i'm not entirely certain that they took you there over your opinion about cannabis.
 

chewberto

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I had this black gel tab a long time ago. It was sooo good, once I figured out where I was going and ran into a friend that just happened to be eating the same thing by himself.
I used to eat gel tabs pre '00 y2k raver status lol! I was not a dancer....I just loved the drugs and sweaty glitter pussy girls! I saw two live crew and dj funk once gelled out, i believe we called them black pyrimids if i remember, anyways girls were banging themselves with bananas and whipped cream, shooting water out of their vaginas into the crowd! Straight prostite snatch fluids all over!! Yeah trip on that! Then every time I turned on the tv tripping probably 7 times this happened, where it was a show of those chimps that played out all the movie trailers like some sort of parody.... Wtf every time! I thought that was really weird! Story time
 

chewberto

Well-Known Member
You're a manipulative liar
An evil conniving bitch
I hope you catch on fire
Or fall off of a fucking cliff

Whore is accurately descriptive
And slut would certainly fit
You're something much worse though
You're a thoughtless piece of shit.

You tell me....
Message received!
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
Only if you want sex 2-3 times a day and without paying for it. Apart from that it's a headache!! :)
Or this regular scenario
Wife: So the kids dropped off
Kinetic: Ok cool what do you want for dinner?
Wife: Lets go out
Kinetic: Sounds good
Wife: Do you want to have sex before we go out?
Kinetic: <starts taking off clothes>

Another reason why relationships are good. I don't need to spend money before I get sex. Not many things worse then eating out and getting a messed up stomach before sex.
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
It's pretty fucking awesome to have someone to share your experiences in life with.

Like experiencing mutual masturbation is always better when there's another person. :-P
 

highboo

Active Member
My gf doesnt smoke the herb but she would never rat me out. Like the saying goes. better to have loved and lost then to have never have loved at all....Plus you get sex....sex is a good thing :bigjoint:
 
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