Keystone Cop

ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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It gets boring out on patrol he was just doing what any of us would have done. I should have been a ranger.

**COP TIP*** If you get a drunk passed out person inside a vehicle tap on the window glass with a penny... the metal on glass creates a frequency that is alerting to the brain the person will wake up fo sho.. unless they are dead...I saved a guy who was passed out in the drive through line at carls jr that way the cops showed up like two min later looking for him
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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ChingOwn said:
It gets boring out on patrol he was just doing what any of us would have done. I should have been a ranger.

**COP TIP*** If you get a drunk passed out person inside a vehicle tap on the window glass with a penny... the metal on glass creates a frequency that is alerting to the brain the person will wake up fo sho.. unless they are dead...I saved a guy who was passed out in the drive through line at carls jr that way the cops showed up like two min later looking for him
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Gracias chingown!!I've never got a tip directly from the policia before....images (29).jpg
 
UNICRONLIVES

UNICRONLIVES

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ChingOwn said:
It gets boring out on patrol he was just doing what any of us would have done. I should have been a ranger.

**COP TIP*** If you get a drunk passed out person inside a vehicle tap on the window glass with a penny... the metal on glass creates a frequency that is alerting to the brain the person will wake up fo sho.. unless they are dead...I saved a guy who was passed out in the drive through line at carls jr that way the cops showed up like two min later looking for him
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That was me ..snitch!!! I was waiting on my order but they took forever like 2-3 minutes!!
 
KLITE

KLITE

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What are the responsabilities of a park ranger? I dont think we got them over here.
I kinda wanna know why its not bong and its a beer and feel knowing what the job entails would explain the choice.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Haha sort of have two stories on the subject.

My friend and I were camping at a state park getting shit faced on rum around the campfire. We were underage mind you. Park ranger drives up at like 11-12 pm to see what we were up to. It really just seemed like he was looking for conversation. Guy was slurring his words and seemed more drunk than we were.

Another time I left a buddys house hungover as fuck cause I had shit to do. Shouldn't even of been driving so hungover. I went to the drive through and got a cup of beef stew. I parked in the lot and was just hanging over my cup of stew letting the steam hit my face, wating for it to cool down. After about 5-10 mins State Trooper knocks on my window. I rolled it down, he noticed my soup and said "Oh thought you were sleeping there".
"No just eating my soup sir".
"Ok, sorry, carry on"

I was on my way to re up and probably would have still blown over the limit.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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The Outdoorsman said:
Haha sort of have two stories on the subject.

My friend and I were camping at a state park getting shit faced on rum around the campfire. We were underage mind you. Park ranger drives up at like 11-12 pm to see what we were up to. It really just seemed like he was looking for conversation. Guy was slurring his words and seemed more drunk than we were.

Another time I left a buddys house hungover as fuck cause I had shit to do. Shouldn't even of been driving so hungover. I went to the drive through and got a cup of beef stew. I parked in the lot and was just hanging over my cup of stew letting the steam hit my face, wating for it to cool down. After about 5-10 mins State Trooper knocks on my window. I rolled it down, he noticed my soup and said "Oh thought you were sleeping there".
"No just eating my soup sir".
"Ok, sorry, carry on"

I was on my way to re up and probably would have still blown over the limit.
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That was your big mistake man: never, and I mean NEVER, buy beef stew from a drive thru window. That's how the Africans got Ebola!
 
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