killer boobs

KaleoXxX

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just ran downstars to grab the phone and i saw the dumb bitches on the view talikiging about this.

they said something about how they couldnt show more than her face and the smallest bit of her chest because of network standards or something. i think its fucked up that they wouldnt show her boobs in a shirt on daytime tv just because they are so massive

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/771123/My-boobs-nearly-killed-my-man.html

"BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.
Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.




Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.
"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.
"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.
Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."
Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.
"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.
"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."
Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.
Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."
She is now single and is planning a career in modeling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.
She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.
"But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."
*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust."


follow the link to see the video of her tlaking about the "indecent"
 

Steve French

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Can't help but get the feeling this site is like a UK equivalent of the National Enquirer. You know, like most of the stories are bullshit?
 

DaMidnightToker

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What a site that would of been. lmao " he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited" Needed a good laugh. Thanks
 

KaleoXxX

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Can't help but get the feeling this site is like a UK equivalent of the National Enquirer. You know, like most of the stories are bullshit?
i dont know; i saw this on american TV first so i think it has to be true to a degree;-)

What a site that would of been. lmao " he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited" Needed a good laugh. Thanks
no problem! i got a laugh form it; figured id share it with my RIU brothers
 

DubsFan

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Can't help but get the feeling this site is like a UK equivalent of the National Enquirer. You know, like most of the stories are bullshit?
Historically the Enquirer has been full of shit. Over the last few years they have broken several major stories and now are nominated for two pulitzers. Amazing...
 

Xrtnfx

Active Member
That is really the second biggest bust in britian? Damn, someones mom I know has tits that sag to her ankles, probably a double Z if you measured them
 

hempstead

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She is nasty. That is just too much titty and once the bra is off just imagine the mess. eeeeeew
 
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