Learn to grow pot at the university.

Smokey here went there ... yep yep yep...

Hmmmm

That could be a sideline job for me here. I think I'd like that...

It's going to be hard to learn everything there is to know in a 2 day class, especially if everyone is baked in class.

No I'd make it more advanced and stretch the class out long enough to meet some girls and break the rules on students dating faculty.