Lets hear the story of the most stoned you've ever been!!!

I wanna hear them! Lol

Smoked a J with 2 friends yet as I was getting stoned, I didn't notice they were just passing it to me lol, I was so high, I looked back and couldn't remember where we came from.
It was like if my memory reset itself every 10 minutes for 40 minutes .. pretty wild high.

This other time, I was working nights from 4pm-4am, a friend invited me for a smoke at the first break, yet I stayed high the entire night up to the next day .. crystal clear.

Second time i smoked. But it was my first time smoking primo stuff. Hell i thought weed was weed. Never seen bad or good weed. But this guy brought a foot and a half zong to this kick back i never hit a bong before and it was my buddy and mine first time smoking. So he tells me rip it. I grab the lighter lookd amd the bowl amd torched it white walling the bong i pull the bowl and before i can clear it i start coughing.. Like dying couching we were in the garage and the big door was cracked amd all i know was i was trying to escape and all that was running threw my mind was "ohhh man i shoukdnt have done this" next thing i kno im in a wheel chair sitting down and some one was like "bro u cool ? U puked" i look over and there is puke all over the garage. I look at my friend and hes lased out in a car seat with puke in front of him, needless to say it was a fun ass time. I was hooked after that,

forgetiwashere said:

lol the more i read this thread and think about it the more i realise i have hundreds of these stories to share. most are from my younger days though.

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haha exactly why i started it!! i figured if i had a few of these stories someone out there has something to entertain me with ...first thread i ever started that got more than a couple posts btw

Just yesterday I took a big bong rip of some Romulan before getting into the shower. Got distracted by my cat half way through the hit and ended up taking way more than I meant to. After I felt like I could breath and stand up again, I got into the shower and realized I still had my socks on.

Good Times...

About 5 years ago I tried vaping for the first time....long story short, me and 2 other friends vaped 2 grams of dank which was a lot at the time...I remember laying down for almost 2 hours just laughing the entire time. I couldn't stand up or walk, I was straight fucked up. That was in the early days of my cannabis career, but that was probably the only time that weed alone made me feel fucked up

I'll psot some more, I like other peoples stories better though..

One time I got so baked I couldnt move. Being that baked is always the strongest but Im too lazy to do anything

I had smoked weed 3-5 times before this (but never actually felt the effect sort of, embrace me or overwhelm me, basicly wasn`t ever stoned even though I tried hard)

It was about 10PM and everyone except me was in the house, parents were abroad...

So I figured I would help myself to my dads stash, and with great difficulty managed to roll 6 odd joints (I never thought to use tobacco lol)

I laid down on the coutch and switched my dads porn channels on (best attempts to be a... misbehaving son at home). I smoked 3 of these in about 30 minutes lol I remember sitting on the kitchen table, with a 2kg block of cheese in front of me (only cheese, I was eating this in large chunks I cut off) just looking at all the house windows around me randomly as if I knew someone was out there, then laying my head on the table mega stoned... CLASSIC!! Lol

This was the time that I properly indulged... I sat upstairs on the PC to smoke another J. I would sort of listen and stare at the door, I could hear my brother get back and put the kettle on downstairs... Looking at the door made it seem like there was sunshine shining from outside... Basicly hallucinating stuff, nothing unpleasant, I was bored n wanted stuff to happen around me

This was a quite a few years ago, but I never finished all the joints, I was out after halfway the 5th maaayn

P.s this site will never be the same without the like button....

ha ya i dont wanan go and rep ppl for these but a like button would still be nice...i think they should just go the other way and ditch the rep system for a like system...lol doesnt matter in the end anyway

My second time smoking back in 08 me and my friend were smoking from a small red pipe in his garage, I closed my eyes and leaned against the wall yet it felt like I was laying on the ground it was a trippy feeling. Another time 3 of us were smoking in a car and my friend fell between the seats and was so high he got stuck for awhile lol.

i was never really stupid high just off weed but when i was like 16 i was going down south street to get some sneakers me and my boi he gives gives me like 6 blues on the way and we smoke a dutch of some exotic at the time i didnt really knew nothing about weed they only weed i ever smoked before was some shit you get off the block just some reg but betwwen the pills and the weed i was walking down southsstreet like a zombie not saying a word my boy was trying to snap me out of it he was shaking me a lil bit and i just snaped and screamed dont fucking touch me lol at the time we where walking by this jamican music store or whatever the owner looked at me and saidu alright brother come here lol he let me sit in his store for like 40 mins why i got ahold of my self he told me to just smoke ganja from now on lol

First time stoned. I had had bought a dimebag off this kid, supposedly he sprinkled salvia in his buds sometimes but I never thought anything of it, and it was my first time grabbing.

Packed a rimmer and smoked the whole bowl in one hit. Coughed my lungs up for about 4-5 minutes. I then started walking downstairs and it hit me like a brick......
I just started thinking a million thoughts a second. Thoughts were allover the place. Couldn't focus on just one thought as about 5-6 more rushed into my head in split seconds.

My eyes were so stoney, I could barely see straight, stumbling around my house. so I sat down on my couch and closed my eyes. My thoughts started forming a movie inside my head. It was like a mary go round or something, with many different vivid colors in it......Eventually it stopped and I got the head spins. Room spinning rapidly. Fell asleep.

I'm not sure if it even had salvia in it. Shit was garbage ass weed though. It was probably just sprayed down with fucking households. Who knows.

2 litre gravity bong, say no more. Basicaly took a coke bottle, cut the bottom off, stuck a bowl in the neck, then put the bottle in a bucket of water with only the bowl part staying dry, light it, and pull the bottle up. The vacuum forming in the bottle sucks the smoke and vapour in. Then pull out the bowl out of the bottle neck, and put your mout in its place, push back the bottle into the bucket of water fast. Two litres of smoke gets shot into your lungs, don't expect to get up for a few minutes.

1.6g Dr.Grinnspoon 100% Sativa
1g L.A. Confidential
.5g Nepalese Charas hash

i go to a park


skin mah doobie


Death!

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2 litre gravity bong, say no more. Basicaly took a coke bottle, cut the bottom off, stuck a bowl in the neck, then put the bottle in a bucket of water with only the bowl part staying dry, light it, and pull the bottle up. The vacuum forming in the bottle sucks the smoke and vapour in. Then pull out the bowl out of the bottle neck, and put your mout in its place, push back the bottle into the bucket of water fast. Two litres of smoke gets shot into your lungs, don't expect to get up for a few minutes.

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The gravity bong back in the day (I'm 48 now) did it's damage. We had more then a few participants pass out from the gravity bong.
The HIGHEST I've ever been from weed was by eating it. My 40th birthday I made a "super batch" of chocolate chip ganja bars. Invited a few friends over for a party and poker. We BBQed, then ate those cookie bars and "tried" to play poker. OMG too fucken high! One of my guest was an older dude, ex-hippie know-it-all, did it all type. I warned him about the bars, he ate one, after a few minutes he's eating another, I tell him "those are strong be careful" he's like yea yea, I've eaten hundreds of ganja products.
Next thing you know he's super quite, not like this guy he talks more then teacher at a lecture. Next thing you know he's in the bathroom for a long ass time. When he comes out he's sweating like a whore in church. I asked "you okay? he reply's NO, I need to lye down in my car. I walked him out to his car, got him in, and made him promise NOT TO LEAVE! He tells me know way, I'm too fucked up. I told him to just kick back and sleep it off.
I go back into the house, we start playing cards, next thing you know this dudes driving away, hauling ass out of my drive way. I live out in the country, he has a 15 minute drive to get home. I call his house in 20 to make sure he gets home, and his wife answers the phone....O' FUCK! NOT GOOD!
She starts yelling at me " what did u give him", I tell her.... ganja cookies..."BULLSHIT" she yells, I'm calling the cops! Within 15-20 minutes the cops are at my house, me and all my guests are tripping balls off these cookie bars, now we have to deal with the cops.....fuck me running.
Thank god we had a keg and we were able to blame it on too much beer and cold medicine..... they bought it. I guess they had to come check it out, that's their job.
SO I'M FUCKED UP OFF MY ASS, THE COPS ARE AT MY HOUSE IN MY FACE, ALL MY GUESTS ARE FUCKED UP OFF THEIR ASSES OFF COOKIES I MADE AND SUPPLIED TO THEM....NOT GOOD! I think the extra adrenaline rush added to the experience, thought I was going to have a panic attack!
That was the highest a few people were that night!
Be careful on how many cookie bars you eat and who you invite to you parties....!
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