LimeRIUcks?

UncleBuck said:

to this man good ramming was key,
with lesbians especially,
a god among men,
i'll say it again,
all bow before the large d.

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the large d said:

I have been honored by the great UncleBuck
who speaks the truth and does not give a ----
I believe you sir are a god yourself
the large d just likes to ram not much else.

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Looks like we have another one for the puppet accounts thread

Is it getting smug in here, or is it just me.

keep em coming guys, ill turn this into a book.

Cinnamon toast crunch was his plant food of choice
His sad little plant would scream if it had a voice.
For it could rain and he wouldn't wet, with no umbrella
posted up pics of his girl in a coma
You gotta love the epic 1993stoner.
.

My compatRIUts, hear my advice:
a limerick's rhymes must be nice!
While rappers will toast
words that rhyme, well ... almost,
I consider that "virtue" a vice.
cn

Had fun reading these at least. Too drunk to come up with one right now.

In a forum where stoners seek god debate
I found one who likes to exchange lines so straight.
We both see great fun
in a spirited pun -
Do you imagine eye exaggerate?

the butthurt "biker" couldn't at least have the courtesy to start a thread? he had to ruin other threads with his butthurtness?

get a life, kid.

I must have missed something. ~shrugs~

Late evenings the forum I'm slumming
I'll find nuggets that soon have me hummin.
Her eye for weird tales
makes me smile; never fails.
This "Thank You" is for WinterWoman!
cn

cannabineer said:

In a forum where stoners seek god debate
I found one who likes to exchange lines so straight.
We both see great fun
in a spirited pun -
Do you imagine eye exaggerate?

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Oh, this neer
to us is dear
seems too fast
to be so gassed
...or along in year

This doggerel serves as memorial
for an animal (avian, arboreal)
I knew you not long
Or got your loud song ...
and yet I will miss you, old oriole.
cn

This morning I woke and saw a bunny
it's coat glistening for it was rather sunny
If I eat, is it hell where I'm going
the river Styx I'll be rowing
that would not be very funny.

there was a queen from new mexico
who grew not to like her new mexico
he likes to run
enjoys the bum
works el nightshift at Texaco.

His grasp of syntax's a bit breezy
and his stories stop just short of sleazy.
But he earns my respect
as a champion of sex:
he does make the thump look so easy.
cn

At RIU we produce the PZ's
Some stinky, some sticky, some cheesy
just give us a light
and to your delight
we'll have you high and weezy

his mania rivaled regis philbin,
his observations were damn amusin'.
he trolls here and there,
then returns to his lair,
that witty old cunt canna sylvan.

couldn't produce a grunt
so I kicked her in the cunt
now she's dead
in my bed
charming thread.

ode to Henry.

I went to my friend's house last night
Smoked her out proper and right
She then kicked me out
So I started to pout
And walked home pissed, high as a kite.

Remember the legend of stonedponey
Idoled by so many never a fony
U taught me to be kind and defeat the trolls
U gave me the courage to stand up to the moles
2 my dearest friend, stonedponey

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awww... now I'm sad.

Whenever I'm done reading this thread, I can't stop trying to make every post on RIU rhyme.