list of things that do not exist

racerboy71 · Feb 16, 2014

Unclebaldrick said:
Even mites are afraid of room #237.

lol, nice..

Commander Strax · Feb 16, 2014

420God said:
The 'like' button.

LIKE.... best answer ever

Granny weed · Feb 16, 2014

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde said:
Honest politicians or lawyers
Dr. Jekyll

Unicorns and Ogopogo
Mr. Hyde

Mr Hyde exists I live with him. :shock:

Balzac89 · Feb 16, 2014

Closetgardner said:
REAL free speach

spell check

kelly4 · Feb 16, 2014

A smart Finshaggy.

Sand4x105 · Feb 16, 2014

Spoiler Alert below....for any children here on RIU....

Santa... Mrs Clause and the Elves...

MojoRison · Feb 16, 2014

Reality so I've been told

Kush Push · Feb 16, 2014

Your ability to think logically.

Commander Strax · Feb 16, 2014

Kush Push said:
Your ability to think logically.

My ability to think logically? Well chicken dance to you..... you may have a point

fr3d12 · Feb 16, 2014

My girlfriend

Pinworm · Feb 16, 2014

Erections that last more than 4 hours.

ClaytonBigsby · Feb 16, 2014

my tolerance for April

racerboy71 · Feb 16, 2014

nice clayton, real nice..

Singlemalt · Feb 16, 2014

I don't get it

LIBERTYCHICKEN · Feb 16, 2014

Pinworm said:
Erections that last more than 4 hours.

SISSY boy .

Kush Push · Feb 16, 2014

the soul of a ginger

anzohaze · Feb 17, 2014

My 11 inch cock, tooth fairy, easter bunny,

hempyninja309 · Feb 17, 2014

Osama bin laden, 80% of the worlds tiger population, and the state of kansas

theexpress · Feb 17, 2014

a woman worth marrying

hempyninja309 · Feb 17, 2014

theexpress said:
a woman worth marrying

Mail order bride will love you long time!!