Looking for a girlfriend

BongJuice said:

That was complete bullshit, you could tell he was reading off of a card or something.
He probably lost a bet or something and had to do that, who knows.
I do know it was fake though.

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monumental FAIL

EPIC fail is EPIC

Wow.When they told him to be completely honest,perhaps this isn't QUITE what they meant.
Sounds like he's depressed,btw,as well.Perhaps he takes meds for his various mental problems and it gives him a limp dick.Ok, I'm over analyzing this now.

TimboSlice said:

Hahahah, this is a very odd personal ad..

you can tell hes really high. lol
http://www.break.com/index/lookin-for-a-girlfriend.html

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sweet braves shirt..

http://www.break.com/index/redneck-video-dating-disaster.html

Lol this guy was 10 times better

ANC said:

http://www.break.com/index/redneck-video-dating-disaster.html

Lol this guy was 10 times better

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Oh my fucking god. "YOU JUST CANT KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT", "And the kid can bring us beer!" Lol, god damn that's awesome.

ANC said:

http://www.break.com/index/redneck-video-dating-disaster.html

Lol this guy was 10 times better

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looll ahahah

ANC said:

http://www.break.com/index/redneck-video-dating-disaster.html

Lol this guy was 10 times better

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"i miss and love yeah janice" hahahah

"thats not who its supposed to not be!" rofl that shit cracked me up

I almost think I know that guy.

ANC said:

http://www.break.com/index/redneck-video-dating-disaster.html

Lol this guy was 10 times better

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.... Wow. What saddens me is that he is the future of the human race. We're FUCKED!

let him have you x's number cc

...Shit. YEAH. If anyone deserves her, it's THAT guy. XD

im just glad i'm not having to do the dating thing any more and are things still going good with your new gf

Great? UNDERSTATEMENT!!! She's gonna be here in 17 days...... ohhh boy I can't waaaaait!

Too bad MadTV was canceled... These people would of worked out great on lowered expectations.

haha....that halarious

omfg. i thought the 1st guy was lame.... but the redneck blew him outa the water! xDxD

Louis541 said:

Too bad MadTV was canceled... These people would of worked out great on lowered expectations.

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hahah lowered expectations was hilarious! it was th only good skits on that show

It was one the best skits on that show... made it worth watching. My favorite one was years and years and years ago and featured a self-proclaimed "Man of the Senses", it was the funniest shit I'd ever seen. "Someone who can appreciate the sweetness on my tongue that lingers there after I have taken a life." or some such nonsense.