Tangerine_
Well-Known Member
I clicked on that link, read that article and laughed so hard I woke the dog up.yep, Amos you are on a roll today, lmfao.
Entertainment web site World News Daily Report has put out more than its fair share of fake news articles over the years. Although its stories touch on a variety of topics, the web site frequently focuses on genitalia-based horror, publishing dubious stories about a babysitter inserting a baby into her vagina, a woman training squirrels to attack her boyfriend’s testicles, and a man who was castrated after attempting to have sex with a pit bull terrier.
The site added another article to this category on 14 September 2017, when itpublished a story reporting that a couple had been hospitalized after a man got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina:
A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.
Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.
There is, as usual, no truth to this story; as explained, WNDR is a well-known fake news site with a long history of publishing hoaxes. A disclaimer on the web site reads:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
The article about a man getting his head stuck in his wife’s vagina was reproduced by several lesser known (but equally disreputable) web sites, such as Pagez.com, which do not carry readily available disclaimers. As a result, some readers mistook this article as a genuine news item.
During my time in the ED there were a few "sexual encounters" gone bad. "Slipped and fell" seemed to be the go-to for mechanism of injury.
We had a Suave shampoo incident (dude said he "slipped in the shower") That one traumatized me a little, lol
