LP Universal uniform for order takers.

If you work for an LP, this is the required uniform if your on the phone taking orders for super over priced SCHWAGG ....rumor is you pay for your own suit.....This is how to answer the phone there.

For best LP results, while blind ordering on the phone please lube your anus liberally.
Then wait for your meds bent over for a week.
When the plastic jar of irradiated meds arrives insert for maximum effect.
Enjoy.

good attitude.

LP meds make the goats ass burn red hot. We think it's the irradiated pesticide laden clumped bug poop dropping they sell with it.

I think it does more than that. this is what your goat looked like last I saw him:




He's mutated due to irradiation

that is the hippies and the goats illegitimate love child

Winter is isolated, long and lonely on the farm........................