Lyrics

OK this is the thread where you can let it rip.
Post the lyrics to the songs that mean sometging to ya, or funny lyrics, whatever you like.

I'm gonna start with a classic

Kinda pertain to growing in a sence...

I been run down, I been lied to,
I dont know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now shes with one of my goodtime buddies,
Theyre drinkin in some crosstown bar.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like Im dyin.

My friends tell me, that Ive been such a fool,
And I have to stand by and take it baby, all for lovin you.
Drown myself in sorrow, and I look at what youve down.
But nothin seems to change, the bad times stay the same,
And I cant run.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like Im dyin.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like Im dyin.

ALLMAN BROTHERS LIVE AT THE FILLMORE EAST

BOB MARLEY THE LEGEND - PIMPERS PARADISE

She love to party, have a good time
She looks so hearty, feeling fine
She loves to smoke, sometime shifting coke
She'll be laughing when there ain't no joke

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
Every need got an ego to feed
Every need got an ego to feed

She loves to model, up in the latest fashion
She's in the scramble and she moves with passion
She's getting high, trying to fly the sky
Now she is bluesing when there ain't no blues

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
Every need got an ego to feed
Every need got an ego to feed

A pimper's paradise, that's all she was now
A pimper's paradise, that's all she was
A pimper's paradise, I'm sorry for the victim now
A pimper's paradise, soon their heads, soon their
Soon their very heads will bow
Pimper's paradise, don't lose track
Don't lose track of yourself, oh no!
Pimper's paradise, don't be just a stock, a stock on the shelf
Stock on the shelf, Pimper's paradise, that's all she was

Momma and a'papa try to tell me how to live
Da na nunt, da na nunt, nunt, nunt, nunt

Constantly I am reminded by my scars... And I am responsible for starting wars.... I will rise above the ashes of my past... knowing all these insecurities won't last....LIVE AGAIN------ Silent Civilian

I was takin a trip out to L.A.
Toolin along in my cheverolet
Tokin on a number and diggin on the radio

Just as I crossed the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine
And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow

Well the spare was flat and I got uptight
Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight
So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim

I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car
It was right in front of this little bar
Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn

I stuffed my hair up under my hat
And told the bartender that I had a flat
And ywould he be kind enough to give me change for a one

There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone

I called up the station down the road a ways
He said he wasn't very busy today
And he could have somone out there in just about 10 minutes or so

He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"
And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool
That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

So I ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car
With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?"

He looked at me and I damn near died
And I decided that I'd just wait outside
So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door

Just when I wthought I'd get outta there with my skin
These 3 big dudes come strollin in
With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night
Especially when there was three of them and only one of me

I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath

They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee

Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair
But before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker hand heavier as I went

"He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

"Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."

They started lookin real suspicious at him
He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed
But I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

When I hit the door I was making tracks
And they were just taking my car down off the jacks
So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up

Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud
Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd
Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott

Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run
But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun
Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot

I had them all out there steppin and fetchin
Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin
then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there

When I hit the road I was really wheelin
Had gravel flyin and rubber squeelin
And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
If I went to L.A., via Omaha

Oh yeah a little JIMI
If the sun refused to shine
I dont mind, I dont mind
(yeah)
If the mountains ah, fell in the sea
Let it be, it aint me.
(well, all right)

Got my own world to live through and uh, ha !
And I aint gonna copy you.

Yeah (sing the song brother...)
Now if uh, six uh, huh, turned out to be nine
Oh I dont mind, I dont mind uh ( well all right... )
If all the hippies cut off all their hair
Oh I dont care, oh I dont care.
Dig.

cause Ive got my own world to live through and uh, huh
And I aint gonna copy you.

White collar conservative flashin down the street
Pointin their plastic finger at me, ha !
Theyre hopin soon my kind will drop and die but uh
Im gonna wave my freak flag high, high !
Oww !

there's something happinin here
what it is aint exactly clear
theres a man with a gun over there
tellin me i got to beware

i think it's time we stop, children
what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

there's battle lines being drawn
nobody's right if everybody's wrong
young people speakin there minds
getting so much resistance far behind

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

what a field day for the heat
a thousand people in the street
singin songs that they carry inside
mostly say hurray for our side

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

there are lawyer strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when your always afraid
step out of line the man come and take you away

you better stop
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's going down x4

bump......

bongzilla- sacred smoke

Yeah, the sun it rises in the east everyday
You can see it's the same, then you'll see it my way
Yeah, the sun it sets in the west where it grows
Yeah, the best I heard, dreadlock man he say so

There they sit at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Yeah, the sun it rises in the east everyday
You can see it's the same, then you'll see it my way
Yeah, the sun it sets in the west where it grows
Yeah, the best I heard, dreadlock man he say so

There they sit at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


bongzilla- champange & reefer (a cover)


[Muddy Waters cover]

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty
And reefer when I wanna get high

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty
And reefer when I wanna get high

When I'm lonely
Bring my woman
And set her right down here by my side

Well you know there shouldn't be a law
For people who wanna smoke a little dope
You know there shouldn't be a law
For people who wanna smoke a little dope

It's good for your head
And it relax your body, don't you know

Well you know I'm gonna get so high
The next morning it's gonna be a crying shame (?)

Well I'm gonna get high
I'm gonna get high just as sure as my name

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty
And reefer when I wanna get high

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty
And reefer when I wanna get high


Well I'm gonna get high
I'm gonna get high just as sure as my name

4th amendmeant by bongzilla

Officer, leave the room

Skunk #1
White rhino
Purple kush
Black domina
Durban poison
Master kush
Super skunk

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects
Against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrant shall issue
But upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation
And particularly describing the place to be searched, and the person or things to be seized

Trinity
Hash plant
White widow
Home grown, it's the choice
Purple haze
Strawberry kush
Maui wowie
Alaskan thunderfuck

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects
Against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrant shall issue
But upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation
And particularly describing the place to be searched, and the person or things to be seized

Maple leaf indica
Big bud
Super skunk

B.C. buds
Westland
Thai stick
Brazilian thundermatch

I do not consent to a search of my person, house, papers, effects, or motor vehicle
I retain my 4th Amendment rights, and all other rights under the United
States and State Constitutions

Very nice Dr Lemon

"Joker" Twiztid

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call him Paulie
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong don't you worry baby Don't worry

Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run ooo ooooo

Joker...The joker...th-the joker ...Joker...The joker...th-the joker

You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time ahhh shit Dig this baby, I'll sure show you a good time

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one ooo oooo

People keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin' you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama Cause I'm right here at home

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin on the run ooo oooo

And

"Proud To Be A Stoner" Kottonmouth Kings

From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.

Its those lazy days
And the hazy days
And the days we get stoned for just days and days.
Its amazing when we get to live this way, like every day is a holiday.
At the harvest time, when the work is done.
And i celebrate by worshiping the earth and the sun
We always give thanks, for life and the gifts.
The higher you climb, its the higher you get.
You gotta disconnect, from all the pressure and stress.
The traffic, the smog and the pains of rent.
If thats real livin, its not for me,
I wanna be free, and live in peace, come on.

Stardust what a cool tune

JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMB

Burnin this ONE for My Girl Amy Winehouse

Tell your boyfriend next time he around
To buy his own weed and don't wear my shit down
I wouldn't care if bre would give me some more
I'd rather him leave you then leave him my draw

When you smoke all my weed man
You gotta call the green man
So I can get mine and you get yours

Once is enough to make me attack
So bring me a bag and your man can come back
I'll check him at the door make sure he got green
I'm tighter than airport security teams

When you smoke all my weed man
You gotta call the green man
So I can get mine and you get yours

I'm my own man so when will you learn
That you got a man but I got to burn
Don't make no difference if I end up alone
I'd rather have myself a smoke my homegrown
It's got me addicted, does more than any dick did

Yeh I can get mine and you get yours
Yeh I can get mine and you get yours

Bump.............

Eminem - sing for the moment, first verse

These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotions
go

Well ALLLLLLRIGHT THEN GREG...I like it

By Ani de franco
you can't hide
behind social graces
so don't try
to be all touchy feely
cuz you lie
in my face of all places
but i've got no
problem with that really

what bugs me
is that you believe what you're saying
what bothers me
is that you don't know how you feel
what scares me
is that while you're telling me stories
you actually
believe that they are real

and i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i said
when i said i'll take it
i meant,
i meant as is

just give up
and admit you're an asshole
you would be
in some good company
i think you'd find
that you friends would forgive you
or maybe i
am just speaking for me

cuz when i look around
i think this, this is good enough
and i try to laugh
at whatever life brings
cuz when i look down
i just miss all the good stuff
when i look up
i just trip over things

and i've got
no illusions about you...

you can't hide
behind social graces
cuz i don't buy it
like everyone else
and you can lie
in my face of all places
just don't
lie to yourself

cuz i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i say
when i say i'll take it
i mean,
i mean as is...

...as is...

cannot disguise,
all the stomach pains
and the walking of the canes
when you, do come out
and you whisper up to me
in your life of tragedy

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another fool to roast
cause you!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY

I cannot deny
all the evil traits
and the filling of the crates
when you, do come out
and you slither up to me
in your pimpin majesty

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another stool to post
cause you, my tapeworm tells me what to do
you!
my tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of me...

I'm sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man

You!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

to the beat of Phil collins in the air tonite


[Lil' Flip talking]
This for all the smokers
get your lighters, get you a fat sweet
put this in, and just ride heh

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

[Verse 1: Lil' Flip]
First you roll it up and put it to your lips
fire it up, take a puff and let ya mind start to drift
welcome to the world of pipes and bongs
if you a weed smoker you gon' like this song
and if you don't smoke you better listen anyway
you might as well find out what you missin anyway
if it wasn't for chronic I don't know what I would do
I'd probably just pack all my shit and move
to Amsterdam where everybody smoke weed
over there you can buy an ounce from a police
so if I don't speak to you it don't mean I'm stuck up
the only thing it mean is Lil' Flip is fucked up..

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Lil' Flip:]
So all you cats smokin bullshit you better stop it now
cause the only thing I blow is Indo and Chocolate Thai
everyday I get high I believe I can fly
[ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/fOF ]
air freshner for my car, Visine for my eyes
I'm a smoker so pass me the lighter
I smoke so much I got my own fire fighter
while I'm pull all nighters all week long
you can call me and Taz a black Cheech and Chong
I'm own my speaker phone gettin blowed like a feather
25 doobies on my dresser, yessa
I'm a chain smoker ridin in a Range Rover
and when I smoke Indo I use a flame thrower
some people use X and PCP, but all I need
is light green trees for me
and if I don't speak to you it don't mean I'm stuck up
the only thing it mean is Lil' Flip is fucked up..

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

[Verse 3: Lil' Flip]
Ay you got hash, Indo type flight cousin
I'm pumpin gas, by the stop light on Cuttlin
I'm buzzin drivin in-tox-icated
and the life style I live I know you got to hate it
I smoke, and smoke, I never choke
he got some bunk weed man get a roll
I'm crackin jokes, I laugh and giggle
I'm about to break it down so pass the scissors
roll up a fatty and take puff
roll up another if it ain't enough
I smoke blunts everyday so don't ask me shit
and if that weed ain't fire don't pass me shit

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

Very Nice ya'll!!!!