Masturbation: Left vs Right

So I just got done smashin my girl...a real girl...not my dick....and I was wondering...

I jerk it with the Left...but I am right handed. I find my hand is always busy on the mouse or flipping pages and I more then likely defaulted to the left. Used to do it with the right when I was younger...weird how we evolve.

That also got me wondering? Lube or No Lube? By lube I mean spit, lotion, creams, oils, all that shit.

I mean then there is the matter of using a tube sock on the end or some tissues or just a good old fashioned "fuck it, let it land where it wants".

Then you can even jerk it in weird places like planes, buses, libraries, office meetings etc. I mean fuck I got head on a city bus while in transit once....so you can jerk just about anywhere.

And the last thing I thought about was porn or no porn? Some dudes have a large spank bank in their brains...almost always though I'd prefer not having to think AND jerk it....that's just exhausting.

Sorry. Lets hope this thread is full of win.

Oh man, that talk about planes got me thinking back to my college days. Had my first blow on a plane when I flew home to my parents freshmen year. You never forget that shit As for jerkin it, right hand friction all day.

purplehazin said:

Oh man, that talk about planes got me thinking back to my college days. Had my first blow on a plane when I flew home to my parents freshmen year. You never forget that shit As for jerkin it, right hand friction all day.

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Ah you keep it old school. Ya you don't forget public blow jobs lol.

I usually begin with right than switch to left. Gives the feeling of two on one....hahahaha

Thanks to the threads topic and the OPs avatar, I will be back in 3, maybe 4 minutes...and yes, due to having to use a mouse when I was single, I became a lefty as well

bajafox said:

Thanks to the threads topic and the OPs avatar, I will be back in 3, maybe 4 minutes...and yes, due to having to use a mouse when I was single, I became a lefty as well

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mouse use...hahaha....lefty....hahahaha....makes sense.

It's weird. I do everything with my right hand...accept jerk it. It's like switch hitting in baseball.

I have to use both hands simultaneously. It's like climbing a rope that never ends

I'm a switch hitter, but only in baseball and the subject at hand, no pun, lol

Soium said:

I have to use both hands simultaneously. It's like climbing a rope that never ends

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Wow. That's intense. I should add it as an option...

Kodank Moment said:

Wow. That's intense. I should add it as an option...

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Yeah, it's pretty labor intensive. BP should be calling me for advice on how to clean large spills.

you bunch of wankers pun intended