Maybe there is a god

I have been dry for months, basically gave up pot. Started drinking like crazy again and went to the dr for some meds (adderol). They took a blood test and said 3 of my liver enzymes were like quadruple normal human levels. So i had to stop drinking totally. Well my wife is still satan so my life was suckin shit. I texted my cousin who smokes like crazy but is going to school so i dont see him much. I texted him today and he said he saved me some. Even if it is just dust, i am about ready to give him a handjob. The best part is seeds! I had my grow rig all ready to go but decided to give it up before i even got sprouts. Well things have changed and i am ready to get my crop off the ground. This might just be a happy holidag afterall

dont give your cousin a handjob. Thats nasty!!!

yeah bro dont do that and never give up ever. grow man u can stop for a while at anything but never quit if u like it.

I was actually wondering a couple days ago if you were still on this site. Good to hear from ya again. Good luck with the grow and hopefully you get some sticky buds.

dannyking said:

dont give your cousin a handjob. Thats nasty!!!

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I was being sarcastic dumbass. Why would anyone jack off a family member for pot, we are not talking about crank here.

damn I thought you had got tore-off.

fuck the pills roll up bruh

dannyking said:

dont give your cousin a handjob. Thats nasty!!!

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yeah...i gotta go with this guy...not only nasty but its also gay....not that there is anything wrong with that....its just worse when its your cousin.....

damn no one could smell the joke on the handjob post...I knew you were joking man! I hope you get good and stoned

lol incestuous handjobs

the best kind, some might say

This thread is so ridiculous is fucking awesome

matthew said:

I have been dry for months, basically gave up pot. Started drinking like crazy again and went to the dr for some meds (adderol). They took a blood test and said 3 of my liver enzymes were like quadruple normal human levels. So i had to stop drinking totally. Well my wife is still satan so my life was suckin shit. I texted my cousin who smokes like crazy but is going to school so i dont see him much. I texted him today and he said he saved me some. Even if it is just dust, i am about ready to give him a handjob. The best part is seeds! I had my grow rig all ready to go but decided to give it up before i even got sprouts. Well things have changed and i am ready to get my crop off the ground. This might just be a happy holidag afterall

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You're back!
I've got some filth here if you're still offering a hand job...

Good luck with the grow matthew, and stay off the alcohol, it'll kill you man.

Jesus I forgot how dumb some of the people on this site were. I remember being baked and making some other such sarcastic comment about drowning a child or something. Like 4 people posted telling me how dumb it would be and how I would go to jail. Really people, who the fuck posts about murdering infants and then actually does it?

Thanks, glad to be back. I was really in need for an alcohol alternative and glad I got some coming to me (unless that little fucker smokes it tonight). It blows my mind that alcohol (a poison your liver has to filter so it doesn't fucking kill you) is perfectly legal but pot is not. Oh well, got all my gear preped this afternoon and I am ready to get started, hope I get a shit load of seeds, I have had this guy saving them for months and he smokes daily. Sure it will be shitty strain but under my care it will do well. Not to mention the fact that shitty weed beats the shit out of drinking poison.

Welcome back matthew.I see life still sucks, lol.

matthew said:

I have been dry for months, basically gave up pot. Started drinking like crazy again and went to the dr for some meds (adderol). They took a blood test and said 3 of my liver enzymes were like quadruple normal human levels. So i had to stop drinking totally. Well my wife is still satan so my life was suckin shit. I texted my cousin who smokes like crazy but is going to school so i dont see him much. I texted him today and he said he saved me some. Even if it is just dust, i am about ready to give him a handjob. The best part is seeds! I had my grow rig all ready to go but decided to give it up before i even got sprouts. Well things have changed and i am ready to get my crop off the ground. This might just be a happy holidag afterall

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matthew said:

...snip... Not to mention the fact that shitty weed beats the shit out of drinking poison.

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Shitty weed also beats the hell outa no weed bloke...good luck with your grow too.

for fuck sakes. its all in good fun. I dont really think youd pull your cousin off... but if your cousin was female.... well thats another story...

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for fuck sakes. its all in good fun. I dont really think youd pull your cousin off... but if your cousin was female.... well thats another story...

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Come now, even that's a little icky

Matthew, don't let them get you down dude

RIU is a great place to come out of the closet

zing...




out.