message to first time growers

Peace guys peace! We here for growing what makes us happy. Are we going to argue during the whole faking process? Jeez I think you guys need a smoke. NOT cigashit smoke of course bongsmilie
 

anzohaze

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View attachment 2911552 ok now you might find this to funny.... but this is how you clone a leave... you make a hormone... and stick it in her....then stick the leave in the sand... and it grow root... 1000watt is better...than 600w..... but if you make an even leaf canopy...you can get the 600w really close...
haha look at this guy he cloned a leaf bullshit thats 3 leafs in one and on top of it are its half assed there only 3 leaves there must be 4 to grow right and to get roots. If you put it under a 1000 watt the 4th will pop up pretty quickly
 

anzohaze

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The clone must be 3 inches away from the 1000 watt for proper growth damn newbs I thought yall learned
this by now
 

anzohaze

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I bet you did not no if you mix in mortar with your soil tbatd the super secret to rock hard super dense buds concretrr is to heavy
 

anzohaze

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Ok ok I admit I sent him that picture. My grandma grew that in the retirement home under flourscents from lowes just 2 4ft bulbs
 

mr sunshine

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ok i hope everyone got my point why to not listen to people online...i sounded like i knew what i was talking about part of the time but proceeded to give all bad advice...to reiterate the fact online hints are helpful but read up on it b4 you apply it...the internet is full of trolls and misguided people...to be honest im on my first grow and this site has helped alot...but made a point the best way i knew how...i limited my bad advice so nobody eff'd up their plants so dont take it personal...but we can all agree im right about not listening to someone just because they say so without checking for yourself because i lost a week based on the bad advice i was given


Wow i gotta give it to you .u got yourself out of a sticky situation! U sir are a pro when it comes to backtracking. your whole plan kinda failed tho all you did was show how fast everyone on here will correct you. So i guess if u want solid advice the answers are in the smart ass comments after the initial helpful attemp.if everyone after the help agreed it should be legitimate. O and fuck you u didn't limit your bad advice u told me i was gunna get weed off a male then u said ill get seeds. if i would have really needed help and took your advice i would have no weed no seeds wasted time and a room full of pollin you dickhead!
 
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