Michelle Obama Caption contest

Saw this pic on a different thread and got a cool idea. Let's see if you stoners go for it.
Caption contest. See what you guys can come up with. This is for fun, so make as many entrys as you want. The cation can be from anyone. The secret service guy, obama, the guy with the phone or the fat chick.

"heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"hoooooooooooooooooolllllllllla"

'work it baby, work it...yeh, thats it'

hooldum holding phone- "is that Barack Obamas wife!??"

Obamas wife- "MICHELLE OBAMA!"

line up for your free prostrate check and salad!

Dayum brutha, see that light shining off that bald dudes head?!!?!? shiiit gotta get a pic of that!!

Person in the orange sweater: "I don't give a fuck who she is gimme my mcnuggets biatch."